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RULES OF THE ROAD
1. Turn signals will give away your next move. A confident driver avoids using them.
2. Under no circumstance should you maintain a safe distance between you and the car in front of you, because
the space will be filled in by someone else, putting you
in an even more dangerous situation.
3. The faster you drive through a red light, the
less chance you have of getting hit.
4. WARNING! Never come to a complete
stop at a stop sign. No one expects it and it
will result in your being rear-ended.
5. Never get in the way of an older car
that needs extensive bodywork, especially one with out of state plates.
6. Braking is to be done as hard and late as possible to ensure that your ABS kicks in, giving a vigorous foot massage as the brake pedal violently pulsates..
7. Speed limits are only a suggestion and are
not enforceable during rush hour.
8. Just because you're in the left
lane and have no room to speed
up or move over doesn't mean
that the driver behind you
can’t go faster in your spot.
9. Always brake and rubberneck when you see an accident or even someone changing a tire. This is seen as a sign of respect for the victim.
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WITHOUT SLEEP WE BECOME TALL TWO YEAR OLDS
COFFEE: A WARM, DELICIOUS ALTERNATIVE TO HATING EVERYBODY EVERY MORNING FOREVER
BRAVERY IS BEING THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS YOU'RE AFRAID
Tips and Tricks from Bits n’ Bytes Computers
Is it possible to download all my email messages from my computer to a CD or a thumb drive so I can read them later?
There are a number of ways to go about downloading and archiving email messages (whether it's gmail, hotmail, aol, or yahoo);
in general, there are two main ways to achieve this: you can either export emails via web interface if your email service supports
it, or export emails using an email client if you use pop3 or imap to connect and read your ema.ils.
Option #1: Export Emails using Web Interface: For this information I’ll use gmail as an example. I recommend using a third
-party program to read the .mbox file, or import the .mbox file into an email client that supports the .mbox format and read it that
way. To export your gmail messages via the web browser into .mbox format, do the following: A) Log in to gmail and click on
your account icon, located the top right hand corner of the screen. B) Once the account icon is clicked, you will be presented
with a menu; select the 'Account' link. C) On the following page, scroll down to the 'Account tools' heading, then click the
'Download data' link. D) A new window page will open and you will be presented with the option to download an archive of
your emails and other Google services into a .zip file. De-select all options, then select only the option for gmail emails. E)Click
the option to have Google process the messages and email you a link when it's ready. F) When the archive is ready, Google will
send you an email. Login to your gmail and download the .zip archive, then extract the .zip into .mbox format. G) Once
the .mbox file is extracted, you will need to either use a third party program to read the .mbox file or import the .mbox file into
an email client. Mbox viewer is a simple freeware program that can read .mbox files natively. If you use Mozilla Thunderbird,
you can import the .mbox file using an addon called ImportExportTools.
Option #2: Export Emails using Email Client: If you use an email client to read your gmails (or hotmail, or yahoo for that
matter), there is usually be an option to export the emails into another format for archiving purposes, or re-importing into another program. If the export feature isn't viable, you may be able to download a third-party addon to export your emails. For example, if you use Thunderbird to read your gmails instead of logging into the web client interface, you can use the ImportExportTools addon to export your email folders (which contain your gmail emails) into single files, whether it's .eml, .html, plain text,
or .csv format.
Option#3: Use the copy paste method: You can open any email as you would normally do. While the email is open press and
hold the Ctrl key on your keyboard and press the letter “a” (without quotes) This will select the entire email. Next press and hold
the Ctrl key and press the letter “c” (without quotes). Open a blank word document, and press and hold the Ctrl key an your
keyboard and press the letter “v” (without quotes). This will copy the entire email and paste it into a word document that you
can Name and Save in any folder that you wish
LET EVERYTHING YOU SAY BE GOOD AND HELPFUL, SO THAT YOUR WORDS WILL BE AN ENCOURAGEMENT TO THOSE WHO HEAR THEM
NEVER GIVE UP ON YOUR DREAMS. KEEP SLEEPING
¥ On Jan. 27, 1785, the Georgia General Assembly incorporates the University of Georgia, the
first state-funded institution of higher learning in
the new republic. It wasn't until 1918 that the
university began admitting women.
¥ On Feb. 1, 1885, John Taylor, the president of
the Mormon Latter-day Saints Church, goes
"underground" to avoid arrest and continue resisting federal
demands for polygamy. Taylor had at least seven wives. Although the Mormons wanted freedom from outside interference, they also sought the benefits of being a part of the United States. Inevitably, these two goals conflicted.
¥ On Jan. 28, 1959, the Green Bay Packers of the National
Football League sign Vince Lombardi to a
five-year contract as the team's coach and
general manager. The Brooklyn-born Lombardi played college football at Fordham
University as a guard on the offensive line,
dubbed the "Seven Blocks of Granite."
POLITICIAN: ONE WHO IS WILLING TO DO ANYTHING ON EARTH FOR THE WORKERS EXCEPT BECOME ONE
¥ On Jan. 31, 1945, Pvt. Eddie Slovik becomes
the first American soldier since the Civil
War to be executed for desertion. Slovik
was originally classified 4-F because
of a prison record, but was reclassified 1-A when draft standards were
lowered. In 1944, he was trained to
be a rifleman, which was not to his
liking, as he hated guns.
¥ On Jan. 30, 1920, Toyo Cork Kogyo, a Japanese cork business, is formed. A decade later, the company produced its first
vehicle and changed its name to Mazda. The Mazda-Go was a
three-wheeled truck that resembled a motorcycle with a cargo
-carrier at the back.
¥ On Jan. 29, 1964, Stanley Kubrick's black comic masterpiece "Dr. Strangelove" opens in theaters to both critical and
popular acclaim. The movie focused on the actions of a rogue
U.S. military officer who believed that communists are threatening the "precious bodily fluids" of Americans.
¥ On Jan. 26, 1980, at the request of President
Jimmy Carter, the U.S. Olympic Committee
votes to ask the International Olympic
Committee to cancel or move the Moscow Olympics in response to the Soviet
military invasion of Afghanistan.
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WHAT MINORITY IS DESTROYING AMERICA? THE RICH!
SOME CAUSE HAPPINESS WHEREVER THEY GO; OTHERS, WHENEVER THEY GO.
I WANT TIME TO SIT AND READ, TAKE A NAP AND SNACK. BASICALLY, I WANT TO BE IN KINDERGARTEN
DOGS HAVE MASTERS. CATS HAVE STAFF
PRAY ONLY ON DAYS THAT END WITH A 'Y'
I AM NOT YOUNG ENOUGH TO KNOW EVERYTHING
FAITH MAKES IT POSSIBLE, NOT EASY
ART IS HOW WE DECORATE SPACE; MUSIC IS HOW WE DECORATE TIME
WHAT THIS COUNTRY NEEDS IS MORE UNEMPLOYED POLITICIANS
YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE, BUT IF YOU DO IT RIGHT, ONCE IS ENOUGH
THINGS YOU DON’T WANT TO
HEAR YOUR DOCTOR SAY
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 Wow, never seen this before
 Your wife will still love you.
 This is really, really going to hurt.
 Three enemas a day for a month
ought to do the trick.
 It’s either a broken leg or an ear infection
 Congratulations, your wife just
gave birth to a boy, at least we think it’s
a boy.
For this next procedure, we’ll need
payment up front, in cash.
We’re going to take your temperature the old fashion way today.
13. Nurse, I’m going to need a
mess of towels, a vacuum pump,
and a Philips head screwdriver
Get my lawyer on the phone.
Wow, that grew back bigger than it
was last week!
 At least you’ll still have one left.
 Nurse? Look and see if there is an
antidote for that injection...Stat!
 That’s not a needle. This is a needle!
 Whoa, two aspirins and a call to me in
the morning ain’t gonna do it this time.
 You do know how to use a suppository don’t you?
NOSTALGIA AIN'T WHAT IT USED TO BE
A DAY WITHOUT SUNSHINE IS LIKE NIGHT
DON’T WORRY ABOUT TOMORROW FOR TOMORROW WILL BRING ENOUGH WORRIES OF ITS OWN - MATTHEW 6:34
JOY IS THE INFALLIBLE SIGN OF THE PRESENCE OF GOD
LORD, KEEP YOUR ARM AROUND MY SHOULDER AND YOUR HAND OVER MY MOUTH
1. Is the book of 2 Thessalonians in the Old or New Testament or neither?
2. In Song of Solomon 2:1, the Shulamite calls herself two
kinds of flowers, the rose and the ...? Daisy, Lily, Cinnamon,
Sage
3. From Titus 1, Paul wrote that unto the pure all things are
"what"? Gold, Righteous, Worthy, Pure
4. What archangel is mentioned by name in the book of Jude?
Gabriel, Silas, Michael, Melchizedek
5. In 1 Kings 21, who forbade Naboth to give his vineyard to
Ahab? The Lord, Jezebel, Absalom, Balaam
6. In Psalm 103:5, what bird's youth is renewable? Dove, Eagle, Raven, Swallow
ANSWERS:
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Lily
Pure
Michael
The Lord
Eagle
endars make excellent holiday gifts.
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LIFES SHORT...HEAVEN IS FOREVER
TO RECEIVE "DIRECTION" FROM GOD, WE MUST BE WILLING TO RECEIVE "CORRECTION" FROM GOD
¥ Those who traveled by air over the recent holiday season may
sympathize with political satirist Mark Russell, who made the
following sage observation: "The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage."
¥ If you're planning a visit to rural Texas anytime soon, you might want to keep in mind that
in that state, it's against the law to milk a cow that
belongs to someone else.
THERE IS STILL NO CURE FOR THE COMMON BIRTHDAY
¥ If you're afraid that peanut butter will stick to
the roof of your mouth, you suffer from arachibutyophobia.
¥ You may have heard of bridezilla, but what
about momzilla? In a survey by David's Bridal, 22 percent of respondents claimed that it
was the mother of the bride who caused the
most conflict when planning the event,
while another 22 percent said that it was the
mother of the groom. You might want to take
these results with a grain of salt, though, considering the fact that the survey respondents were
actually brides themselves.
¥ Even an honest person might have some sympathy for the
deceit attempted by a man named Corey Taylor in 2007. He
was so desperate to get out of his cell-phone contract without
paying the high fee that he attempted to fake
his own death. Unfortunately for him, it didn't
work.
¥ You may be surprised to learn that condoms date back to at least the 1600s.
¥ The elephant shrew is more closely
related to the elephant than to the shrew.
Thought for the Day: "My therapist told
me the way to achieve true inner peace is to
finish what I start. So far I've finished two
bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already." -Dave Barry
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