The Round Up Writers Zine ISSN: 2330-9768 January 201 5 Volume 2-2 201 5 Editors Angelina Lim – Editor Ed Jessup – Editor Social Media Administrators Angelina Lim Ed Jessup Website Administrator & Design Table of Contents The Round Up Writers Zine Volume 2-2 201 5 2 From the Editors 4 On the High Hour by BAM Ed Jessup 5 Tweeker by Luis Blasini www.roundupzine.com/submit 7 so much by the time we have slept by Sophia Albanaa By submitting your work to The Round 8 Empty Bottle by Eugene Goldin ♠For submission guidlines see Terms of Publication Up Writer’s Zine, in the event that your work is accepted, it is understood that you will be granting The Round Up Writer’s Zine exclusive electronic rights to your work for 60 days beginning with the date of publication, as well as a non-exclusive right to maintain a copy of your published work in our archives permanently. 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Morris 26 In Defense of Proofreading by Gary Rainford 27 The attempted stoning of a peacock in broad daylight by MD Marcus 30 Orbituary by Nathan Witkin 32 SUBMIT! All the works published by The Round Up Writer's Zine are that of the authors whom they represent and that of The Round Up Writer's Zine, to the extent listed in our Terms of Publication. No works published via The Round Up Writer's Zine may be republished by any other venue without the explicit consent of the author. The Round Up Writer's Zine | roundupzine.com v. 2-2 201 5 1 The Round Up Writers Zine ISSN: 2330-9768 January 201 5 Volume 2-2 201 5 From the Editors Howdy members and readers of our literary rodeo that we like to call The Round Up! Thanks for digging in to our latest and greatest edition. We are always so excited and humbled to read and publish such amazing submissions. It is always a pleasure to provide a home for so many terrific works. Now that we have become an established newbie I hope that we are able to provide even more traffic and attention to your terrific works of art, whether they be fiction, non, poetry or whatever! Keep them coming! Keep them gritty and share! ~Cheers Ed Jessup Editor - Website & Design The Round Up Writer's Zine | roundupzine.com v. 2-1 .5 201 4 2 The Round Up Writer's Zine | roundupzine.com v. 2-1 .5 201 4 3 E verybody witnessed the excitement when the clock sounded at noon and the shots were heard round the town. Nobody knew which shooter got it first. All we saw was both men fired and each one went down. The man in rawhide hit the dirt first as his blood stained the sand. There was a hole in his chest, which smoked while his eyes closed. He took in his last supple suck of air. We all watched him fade away along with the gun smoke ascending from his body. Twelve steps down the path near the traveling tumbleweeds was the second man as dead as the first, with a bullet wound in his forehead about the size of a gold coin. This unlucky man had the most surprised gaze on him. He must’ve thought he’d win. A cocky fellow he was when alive. He had the right to be so, winning his last three standoffs. Both were well-known outlaws though. Legendary names. Now flies were at their bodies and this even before the crowd had the chance to clear out. The draw could have ended one way or the other. One fact was certain. Today, the only winner was Death. BAM graduated with a degree in English with honors. He's an alumnus of Sigma Tau Delta, and co-founded Writers’ ReVision: a workshop that helped authors’ edit and find publication. He was a journalist for two years, a columnist for three years, and a finalist in the WLT Manuscript Competition in the thriller category in 201 4. Some of his publications can be found in: Antiphon Magazine, Ishaan Literary Review, Bartleby Snopes (story of the month), This Very Breath Journal, Microfiction Monday Magazine, and Writer's Ezine (story of the month). For more information visit: www.bamwrites.com The Round Up Writer's Zine | roundupzine.com v. 2-2 201 5 4 I Thumpthumpthump. lay consumed in paranoid agitation. I hadn’t slept for days. How many had it been? Nine? Ten? I lost track. As I was saying, I lay in my bed naked - sweating, twitching - sheets rumpled and filthy. It was unbearable. Although the dark drapes were closed, the sun cut through random breaks of fabric like blinding blades of fire. The meth which I had acquired was gone and I hadn’t any money to purchase more. Not for two days anyway. I didn’t have to work the next couple of nights and I was utterly broke. I squirmed in aggravated convulsions. Clunk! Clunk! Clunk! What the fuck? Someone’s outside!? I wasn’t expecting anyone. Who could it be? Mooching friends? Cops? A random weirdo? I bolted toward the window. I was certain on hearing someone out there. Peeking through musty drapes, the outside glare seared my retina as I scanned hastily for any person who would be creeping up the metal steps. No one. I faltered and stood frozen in paranoid anticipation. That was when I heard them. The neighbors were having sex in an adjacent apartment. I leapt onto the bed and crouched at the head of the mattress with my ear planted against the cold, concrete wall. The Round Up Writer's Zine | roundupzine.com v. 2-2 201 5 It was muted and distant – but, I knew they were there! I grabbed my pipe from the night stand drawer. Sadly glancing at it, I woefully noticed the nearly depleted silvery film of residue lining the inside. I snatched my lighter and desperately smoked what was left. Trembling, I rotated the pipe left and right skillfully not missing a spot - inhaling the acrid fumes - taste of nickel in my mouth twisting, turning the pipe. When all was completely gone and the bulb end was scorched and streaked with black char, I flipped the pipe around and carefully attempted to place the tiny opening of the bulb to my mouth and smoke what was left in the stem. I seared my lips in the process. I yelped in pain and cursed myself as I impatiently waited the agonizing seconds for the bulb to cool. My fingers were now blackened from the carbon, shiny over the grime. I smoked what was left in the stem and lay propped up against the wall on sweat reeked pillows. With fucked up eyes, I glanced over towards the black-lacquer end table and discovered precious remnants of meth bits sprinkled amid the dust. I grabbed a plastic credit card which I used to line my dope up and raked the debris over the top of the end table. 5 With a degree of satisfaction, I accumulated a thin pitiful of crystal, dust, hair, and God knows what else. I placed the scrapings into the pipe and lit up – listening to the popping of what wasn’t meth and yet inhaled all the noxious fumes it emitted. Thumpthumpthump. Fuck yeah! Oh, fuck me, baby! Like that! Yes! I lay scrunched down against the wall with ear attentive. Barely, almost inaudibly, I sat and listened to the muted sounds of a woman moaning. It was coming from the apartment on the opposite side of my living room! I leapt out of bed and dashed to the other room. I quickly dragged the futon couch from against the wall to the middle of the room. I then yanked the mattress off the futon and placed it onto the floor against the wall. Racing to the bedroom, I grabbed a pillow from the bed. I returned to the living room and flopped onto the futon mattress. Ear firmly planted against the wall, I heard the muffled squeaking of bed springs and the gasps and moans of sexual passion. I lay for an hour; listening to that distant, almost inaudible groaning. My mind raced with lewd images of random, broken lust. Sweating and quivering, I began masturbating like an idiot - using the sweat of my palms as lubricant. I must have laid there jerking off for hours. Satiating myself, I licked dry, metallic tasting lips and pressed my ear back against the wall. It was completely quiet - nothing but the reverberating echo of passing cars on the street below. I placed my trembling hand to my clammy forehead and hoarsely chuckled. You, idiot! I thought. There’s no apartment on the other side of that wall. There’s nothing there! It was becoming dusk and the room was quiet. Long shadows of a late afternoon stretched across the bare walls. I rolled over onto my other side and lay staring at the dark, red carpet. To my horror, it was undulating in rapid movement. The Round Up Writer's Zine | roundupzine.com v. 2-2 201 5 Creeping slowly off the mattress on hands and knees – my sweat-dripping face inches from the funky smelling carpet - I saw ants crawling around mixed in with the black specks of the woven fabric. At first, I caught the glimpse of only one. Then, from out of my peripheral vision, a few. Then the sheen of millions of black ants skittering about in a crazed frenzy. I jolted up on my knees in confused shock. I blinked the sweat from my tired eyes. Shook my head. Slowly, like a fog dissipating on a sunny morning from a chilled night, the insects faded away. I rose - wobbling from lack of food and sleep - and returned to my bed with a sore ear. My body was gummy and felt like rubber. The tweek was ebbing down and I knew I had nothing - no money, no articles to sell – nothing for the next two days. I lay in my bed. My body was cold and shivered from dried perspiration. Long, silent moments passed. Finally, after days and nights, hypnotized on the immobile ceiling fan, I drifted into a dark and tormented sleep. Born in the Deep South to a lower upper middle class family, Luis Blasini was raised in Los Angeles, California as an ardent fan of the arts. Attending film school and majoring in English Literature at a Southern California University - Luis was influenced by avant-garde film directors and well-read in the written works of the Beat Generation. Graduating with honors in both Cinema Direction and Literature, Uninterested by the plastic existence of Los Angeles, he relocated to the slums of Tijuana, Mexico where, integrating with the junkies, thieves, male hustlers, and notorious expat homosexuals of Zona Norte, the Author continued to keep detailed journals of his deliciously degenerate lifestyle among the back alleys of the border slums. Going on a ‘Kerouac Kick’, he left Tijuana and for a decade wandering aimlessly as a self-proclaimed ‘hobosexual’ - traveling and exploring via squalid hotels and homeless shelters the span of the United States, Caribbean, Central and South Americas. All the while, writing about his experiences in a world renowned blog. You can log onto the authors blog at: www.borrowedflesh.blogspot. 6 my little brother and i argued about me wanting to be a ballerina and him, a police officer that would shoot rockets at my rehearsals. w e w o n d er w h ere w e l earn vi o l en ce or how to raise our voices. i never slept, staring at the walls covered in paintings of clouds, lit by the dim streetlights through the window. at night, their voices lowered. the theme song of friends hummed through the house. i would silently walk down the hall, feeling warm carpet between my toes, listening to silence my ears craved. i stayed awake for this, for the hours where my parents became different people. the television glowing like a heart full of love. my father would peel me clementine. i strategically pieced them apart, slowly, savoring the sourness that came only from the fruit’s juices. w h en i t w as g o n e, they told me to sleep. i didn’t, because i knew the morning would be too loud. Sophia Albanaa is a 20 year old student at Rutgers University in New Brunswick, NJ from Kuwait, studying English Literature. She has been writing since maybe about the age of six, and it is her greatest passion. She has recently been published in the online on Rookie Mag and is sending more work out as we speak Her writing tends to incorportate elements of memory and dreams and the different senses that are connected to them. The Round Up Writer's Zine | roundupzine.com v. 2-2 201 5 7 I ra n i n to th e fi e l d d u ri n g a th u n d e r s to rm – h o l d i n g a n e m p ty b o ttl e . I h a d p ro m i s e d th o s e p a rts o f m ys e l f wh o h a d p a s s e d o n th a t I wo u l d , a n d wa s fi e rce l y l o ya l to th e i r m e m o ry. I g ra b b e d a t th e i r e d g e s a n d b re a th e d th e i r l o n e l y b o u n ty d e e p l y i n . I b e l i e ve d th a t th i s wa s m y o n l y s h o t a t re d e m p ti o n . T h e l i g h tn i n g s e e m e d to h a v e a m i n d a l l i ts o wn . I fe l t th a t s i n ce I h a d p a i d fo r th i s ti cke t, I s ti l l h a d s o m e d re a m s l e ft o u ts ta n d i n g . J u s t th e n , a d i s ta n t b e l l ra n g . I s a l i va te d a n d h e a d e d h o m e fo r d i n n e r. Eugene Goldin was born in Manhattan and raised in Queens, NY. He is a professor of counseling at LIU-Post, Brookville, NY. His poetry has most recently appeared in The Lost Coast Review, The Subterranean Quarterly and Stoneboat Literary Journal. The Round Up Writer's Zine | roundupzine.com v. 2-2 201 5 8 I One has perfectly coiffed chestnut hair; the other is a honey blonde. I wonder if they guess why I’m here, but it really doesn’t matter. The blonde smiles widely as she hangs up the phone. know that anyone staying at Swissötel has more than 1 00 Euros to spare, and the discount game annoys me. But I want to earn as much as I me show you to the elevator.” She gets possibly can for the trip, and mid-afternoon clients in and “Let rides with me up to the eighth floor. are rare. So I try to entice with my reply message—something about semen spurting over A man in his 50s answers, thin but bulky in my shoulder. the torso, with silver hair and an intelligent look. He quickly retreats into the dark hotel room, clad only As I wait for the GayRomeo bell to ding white boxer shorts and a white tank-top. He again, I start putting together my outfit. The tight in would be handsome, but he holds his face black t-shirt and light jeans seem right. wrong—there is a stiffness there. He watches me, arms folded across his chest. This is obviously not “Room 8677 you must give notice at the reception. They will call me and let you come up.” a “let me take off your clothes” client. I lie with my back on the bed as he hovers I sigh to myself when I finally spot the hotel over me, upside-down, sucking me. His ass moves sign, having wasted fifteen minutes on slushy closer to my face, and I know what he wants. I’m brown streets, speeding around the upscale mildly disconcerted when I find absolutely no shoppers, trying to avoid the giant puddles. resistance to my tongue. Strange, he had only spoken of blowjobs over GayRomeo. The women at the desk are far friendlier than other receptionists I’ve encountered in Berlin. I wet my left hand with my own saliva—there The Round Up Writer's Zine | roundupzine.com v. 2-2 201 5 9 seems to be no lube—and start masturbating him. He cums in two minutes. While I’m putting on my boots, he starts to banter about his business trips to Thailand. He spends half of his time there. He goes around the world. He travels all over Germany, too. know. I’m not sure why this is important for me to To be friendly, I begin to say something about my upcoming vacation in Barcelona, but the curl of his lip tells me to stop. My story is of no interest. I collect the 80 Euros and leave. No one needs to escort me out of Swissötel. Merrill Cole’ s most recently published book is a translation from the German of Anita Berber and Sebastian Droste’s 1 923 Dances of Vice, Horror, and Ecstasy. He is also the author of The Other Orpheus: A Poetics of Modern Homosexuality and many creative works (mostly poems). He teaches literature and creative writing at Western Illinois University. The Round Up Writer's Zine | roundupzine.com v. 2-2 201 5 10 I were days when she would become quiet; her eyes empty of their usual life. I usually could pull her back with a joke or funny story. A man gets a sense first came to know Vicky-Lyn Cleary things some time and on these days I thought through the pawnshop. One spring day, she came of that she was weighed down by a ghost or two in her into my shop asking if I was looking for a closet. hardworking, loyal and dedicated employee. I guessed she was a hair short of twenty. She was When she announced her plans to marry a pretty girl with long blonde hair and expressive Billy Mitchell, I had to speak my mind. You see a blue eyes that hardened with determination. What pawnbroker comes all kinds of people. The she lacked in experience she made up with effort. recession had been across hard on many people in Biloxi. Vicky-Lyn and I hit it off right away, and she was before Mississippi legalized gambling and worked for me for the better part of four years. We This the tourist boom. Back then, all of the fun things became close, well as close as a black man in folks liked to do had to be done in secret. At the Mississippi in the early eighties could be with a pawnshop, you soon got a sense about people. much younger white woman. My wife thought it people you meet are well raised and just was my maturity and grey hair that prompted her Some on their luck. Others like Billy Mitchell have to confide in me and seek out my advice. I’m not down an evilness as dark as the deepest depths of Biloxi saying she took it. I soon learned to bite my Bay. You could see it in his eyes; they were tongue as it became apparent that she was constantly shifting crazily like the fire beneath the determined to blaze her own trail. Most days kettle. Billy had been in a few times trying to pawn working with Vicky-Lyn were great; she brought stuff that I was sure he had stolen. When I refused just what this aging black man needed to get to lend against the stuff, he became irate and loud. excited again about coming into work. There The Round Up Writer's Zine | roundupzine.com v. 2-2 201 5 11 My Daddy used to say that kids like Billy were trouble as soon as they were out of diapers. much of the story. Everyone that could read a headline in the Sun Herald knew. Local boy arrested in a string of armed robberies. But that So what did Vicky Lyn Cleary see in Billy? I was old news, at least six months old. The don’t know. He was tall, and I suppose goodmystery was what had brought her into my shop looking enough, kind of like you would describe a today. Pouring us both a stiff one, I nodded for her farm animal. That’s an attractive cow or a good to continue. looking hog. Some women I figure are attracted to men with character flaws. Maybe it was a kind “He lost his job at the lumber mill after we of reclamation project. If she was thinking that, had been married two months. Ever since then then this was as futile as a cat chasing its tail. It he’s been either angry and drunk or drunk and had been two years since the wedding when a angry.” She said in between sniffles. crying Vicky-Lyn came to see me on a stormy day in October 1 980 and I knew it must have had I resisted the temptation to say,” I told you something to do with Billy. so,” or to interrupt in any way. I closed early that day. There wasn’t going to be much business with a hurricane- like storm hitting the gulf coast so hard. Biloxi was known for its storms; the kind the newscasters liked to show with trees being bent sideways by the wind. I brought Vicky-Lyn into the back room and gave her a hug and a box of tissues to dry her tears. I didn’t rush her. She needed time to get it out. I thought back to what I knew had happened since the wedding over two years ago. I had heard through the grapevine that Billy had moved his stuff into her house. This was the small clapboard house her mother left to her only child when she passed. Back in 1 976, word around town was that Vicky-Lyn’s father was a drunk and the type to beat his wife. At least that’s what people said up until he disappeared. No one had much to say about what might have happened to him. It didn’t seem like anyone cared enough to ask the question. “He said he had it covered, but the money we saved from the wedding didn’t last long. When I tried to make a suggestion on where he could look for work he told me to mind my own business. Instead of finding a job he and his buddies would grab their shotguns and go hunting.” Shortly after the wedding she had come to thank me for everything and to tell me that she no longer needed the job. That spark was in her eyes, she was happy. Billy had a job at the lumberyard and was going to take care of things. I would have cried horse-pucky at that point, but I knew love was blind. “He started going out every night and coming home drunk and loud, demanding sex. He’d been running with that creep friend of his Owen Jackson. I knew they were up to no good.” She took a long drag from her cigarette, her hands trembling. I reached over and put my hand over hers to settle her down. “One night he came home with a bag of money. I guess it must have been close to a thousand dollars. He said he won it at poker in one of those illegal bars along the strip. He told me that we couldn’t put the money in the bank on account the revenue people would be attracted to it like bees to honey.” When the tears abated, I asked her if she wanted to tell me what was upsetting her. She bravely pulled herself together and said, “Billy.” I kept a bottle of Kentucky bourbon for particularly stressful days and now pulled it out of the bottom drawer of my desk. Of course, I already knew The Round Up Writer's Zine | roundupzine.com v. 2-2 201 5 At this point, she pulled a pack of cigarettes from her purse. She had quit smoking when she worked for me. In answer to my questioning look, she explained that it calmed her nerves. I used the zippo on my desk to give her a light. The flame cast enough light in the dim backroom to show that Vicky-Lyn had changed for the worse in the past two years. Her hair looked like it hadn’t seen a brush in weeks, and the bags under her eyes had bags of their own. I could see what looked like blood splattered on her denim blouse. 12 “I didn’t fall off the turnip truck, so I didn’t believe him. The money took care of some bills and allowed me to buy some food. He went out again the next night and came home with more money. Then about a week later he came home angry saying that things hadn’t gone right for him. He said he was going to have to lay low for a while. I tried to get him to talk about it, but he told me to shut up. When I persisted, he pushed me up against the wall and said I should concentrate on being a better wife.” “Trying to be helpful, I told him I was going to come visit you and ask about my old job, and that’s when he hit me. He slapped me across the face and shook me like a rag doll. He told me that I was finished working for that....well for you.” call the police?” “I don’t know. I guess I felt embarrassed and that somehow I had brought all this on myself. As for calling the cops, he had friends in the sheriff’s department. They’ve been to our house. He would just get out and take it out on me.” “You know what happened next, it was in all of the papers. The Biloxi police came to the house one day and took him away. This time he had really done it. In robbing the gas station in D’Iberville, he beat that clerk with his gun and almost killed him.” She paused at this point to ground out her cigarette in the ashtray. “We had the cash for me I knew she was going to say nigger. I took to bail him out, but I didn’t. I let him rot there. Do you know that I never once showed up at his a long drink. There was an awkward moment of silence. The sound of rain landing on the tin roof trial? He kept calling and calling. I guess he told the cops that he was at home with me on the was the only sound breaking the silence. night of the robbery. A cop came by the house and asked about his alibi. I said I didn’t know “The next day he said he was sorry and told me that he loved me. He said everything was where Billy spent his evenings. The cop asked about the money. Apparently there was close to going to be alright. He and his buddies were $1 0,000 from the string of robberies. I said I didn’t working on something that would bring in real have two dimes to rub together or else I would money. He still wasn’t working; leastways not at have bailed him out. I was praying that he would anything legal. Most days, he would sleep until be found guilty and be sent away for a long time.” noon and then his friends would come over and drink. That Owen guy would carry on like he was “When he got sentenced, and was put in a ladies’ man. He was constantly putting his hands on me right in front of Billy, who would just Parchment Penitentiary, I never once went to visit him. I couldn’t stomach looking at him. All this laugh as I squirmed away. Later in the evening time he let me believe he was gambling when he they’d all go out, and Billy wouldn’t come home until early morning. By that time, I knew not to ask was knocking off gas stations.” too many questions. If he came home with money, I nodded my head that I understood, but I really didn’t. I’m not sure anyone could, unless they had then all would be fine. If he didn’t then, I’d try to gone through it. I watched her as she drank her stay out of his way. He still managed to get his bourbon, “You know I called a couple of times licks in, if I didn’t have the right booze in the during the trial to check up on you.” house or if he wanted something different for dinner.” “I know you did. I got your messages. It might be late, but I am here now. You have “When he saw that I had started smoking always been a caring man and a good friend. You again he got angry. I laughed at the irony of having a few cigarettes compared to a new bottle tried to give me advice about Billy, and I was too stupid to take it. I wish I could turn back time.” Her of whiskey every day. He hit me really hard that day and then used my cigarette on my arms and eyes started to moisten up. legs to teach me a lesson.” “Why don’t you finish the story?” I said not wanting to lose the momentum. At this point I had to break in, pouring us both a refill, “If he hurt you why didn’t you run or 13 The Round Up Writer's Zine | roundupzine.com v. 2-2 201 5 “Well today’s October 1 4th. It’s been six months since the cell doors closed on Billy. When I heard they had given him twelve years I thanked God. I wouldn’t have to face him for at least ten years. Maybe if I was lucky another inmate would stick a shiv in his ear, and I would be done with him. I have a friend at the courthouse who told me about his appeal. Even then, I never thought he’d get out. When the gas station clerk recanted his testimony, and his lawyer found someone else who was in the area that night who matched the description, I knew it was only a matter of time. “I thought about making a run for it. Then I thought about my Mom and what she had to endure. I used to lie awake at night listening to her crying, begging him to stop. She stuck it out and never ran away.” That gave me strength.” wearing that cheap suit his lawyer bought him for the trial. “How you been baby? It’s been a long time.” He approached the porch saying, “Why didn’t you return my calls? We could have used that money for bail?” He appeared to grow more confident the closer he got to the steps. “You best be turning around and getting out of here.” “Why, this is my home too baby? I live here; you’re my wife. Or do you need a little reminding of that?” He climbed the first step to the porch. There was something about the tone of his voice. It was threatening. He took another step closer. “I made up my mind that I was not going to “That’s close enough Billy. This is my final let Billy hurt me again. The people in Parchment warning. Get off my property.” were good enough to warn this morning about his release. His buddy Owen was there to pick him “Alright, then just let me get my clothes up. I sat at the kitchen table trying to summon my and I’ll go.” nerve. I figured that his spell in Parchment gave him lots of time to get as angry as a hornet.” “I burned all your things; there is nothing here for you.” I said with a resolve that I hadn’t “I chain smoked and worked my way thought was in me. through a six pack. A lot had changed in me from the time I’d said “I Do.” He’d seen me as the good “What about the money you were holding wife, the wife who like a dog was ready to please for me?” As he said this, he climbed the last step the master. I decided he needed to see what his and was standing menacingly in front of me. cruelty had brought out of me.” “There’s one thing of yours I didn’t throw “By 2 o’clock this afternoon, the rains came away.” along with the howling wind. I sat in the rocker on the porch my eyes waiting for the car to turn onto As he reached out to grab me, he said the gravel lane. I was getting a chill, so I grabbed something about teaching me a lesson. I didn’t a woollen blanket from the hall and wrapped it hear the rest from the sound of his shotgun around me. As I waited, I looked at the wilting blowing him clear off the porch.” daisies in the flower garden. My mother and I had planted them.This was my home and I wasn’t I figured a story like that was worth another going to give it up.” drink. As I poured, I contemplated what a wise old man should say about someone who blows their “I didn’t have to wait long. I stayed there by spouse into oblivion. “So is he dead?” the door as his car drove up the long lane. As he got out of the car, I heard him say to Owen that he “He was after I put the second round of best be leaving.” buckshot in his brain.” “Hey, Vicky-Lyn baby, I’m home!” he called After a pause to let this sink in I asked, out, his voice barely audible over the rain. He was “What are you going to do now Vicky-Lyn?” The Round Up Writer's Zine | roundupzine.com v. 2-2 201 5 14 “I’m going to the police station to make a statement about what I did. I came here to tell you that you were right. I’m not sure what will happen to me, but it was important to tell you why I did what I did.” I saw that same steely resolve she had shown so many years earlier. “You’re a brave woman Vicky-Lyn. Are you sure you want to go to the police with that story?” I thought she should have a lawyer. At minimum she needed a friend. “There is something that’s weighted me down all these years. The truth about my father never came out.” She looked up at me as she finished her drink. You see, I couldn’t take my mother’s cries any longer. I hit him with a cast iron skillet when he was hurting her. I hit him, hit him and hit him again. I didn’t stop until I was sure he wouldn’t hurt her again. This time I want everyone to know what happened,” She replied as she got up and walked out of the store. Joe Hamilton ’s BIO: After 35 years working in the investment and banking industry I retired and took up creative writing which has become my passion. So far I have had 2 short stories published, and have just finished the last edit on my first full length novel. I live in Hamilton, Ontario with my loving wife and 2 kids and 3 dogs. The Round Up Writer's Zine | roundupzine.com v. 2-2 201 5 15 Vimeesh Maniyur is an established bi-lingual poet, novelist and translator from kerala, in India. He has two volumes of poetry and a children’s novel in his credit. He has also penned stories and dramas. He has bagged for many prestigious awards such as Culcutta Malayali Samajam Endownment, Madras Kerala Samajam, Muttathu Varkki Katha Puraskaram etc. for young writers in kerala. The Round Up Writer's Zine | roundupzine.com v. 2-2 201 5 17 Daniel Pravda is one of the wilder writers around, a combination of his Gen X upbringing and 1 8 years' worth of 1 8-22 year-old student interaction and friendship. He teaches at an underfunded, historically-black, underdog school called Norfolk State University and is proud to fight power every day. Daniel’s poetry has recently appeared in Broken Bridge Review, Asinine, poetrysuperhighway.com, and The Fool's Review. He has published one book, A Bird in the Hand Is a Dumb Bird, in 2011 . 18 The Round Up Writer's Zine | roundupzine.com v. 2-2 201 5 B “I t’ s for you r ti ts th e y a re b i g g e r th a n m i n e you “ ri n g m e th e wh i ske y wom a n ” h e re l a xe d fhaetrsrluobby” hl i pe sr tmi cak.scHaeran ewvaesr rausnknei nd gwmh yi xsi nhge wwi tohre i n th e sou n d a n d fe e l of h i s fi n g e rs scra tch i n g m a ke u p g o i n g t o t h e g y m . H e kn e w s h e w a s a g a i n st h i s g re yi n g stu b b l e . d oi n g th e sa m e th i n g th e re , a s h e wa s d oi n g i n a l l th ose h ote l room s wi th wom e n wh o h a d a l l “D o you wa n t m e to d ri n k i t for you a s we l l ” sh e wa s h a l f h i s a g e a n d worke d ou t i n a n ssihzaepseodf absresaesst. s a n d a m u l ti tu d e of d i ffe re n t e xp e n si ve g ym i n town wh e re sh e fl i rte d wi th you n g g i g ol os wh o h a d stom a ch s a s h a rd a s “Th a t’ s a n ol d j oke you kn ow. You r fa ce h er ass. i s l ooki n g l i ke a n oi l p a i n ti n g g on e wron g , wh y d on ’ t you g o i n a n d cl e a n you rse l f u p a n d kn e e l “you d on ’ t d ri n k b i tch re m e m b e r you r e . ” S h e wa s i rri ta ti n g to a fra i d you wi l l p u t on som e we i g h t a n d g row a dthoewenahr eartethi ne fbroenstt ooff m p a i r of ti ts. ” H i s h a i r wa s b l a ck from a b ottl e a n d p l e a sa n t to l ook a t a ntdi msehse bhuatdsah ed ewgarse e i n e ve rywh e re h e we n t wom e n re cog n i se d h i m se rvi ci n g a m a n wi th ora l sa ti sfa cti on . a n d wa n te d to fu ck h i m . “I wa n t a se ttl e m e n t” sh e cri e d from th e S h e g ra b b e d on e of h e r b ra s, i t wa s a b a th room . S h e h a d l e ft th e d oor op e n a n d h e re d on e wi th l a ce a n d th e si ze on th e ta g sa i d c o u l d h e a r th e s o u n d o f h e r s i tti n g o n th e to i l e t. 3 4 b . S h e th re w i t a t h i m a l on g wi th a b ottl e of scotch th a t h a d b e e n m a tu re d for th i rty ye a rs i n Twhoamt ewna, sththe ey hwaodrsnt ob ict l aabsso.uOt tnhleysae cyeorutanign l ow a ca sk, i n som e col d d re a ry h i g h l a n d i n a n wa n te d to l i s te n to a wo m a n S cotl a n d , wh e re th e l oca l p op u l a ti on con si ste d tuyrpi neaoti nf m g , t h e o n e s w h o l i ke d b i t t e r w h i s ke y a n d m a i n l y o f s h e e p a n d g o a ts . p a i d b i g m on e y for tra n sve sti te s to com e to H e l ooke d a t th e b ra th a t h a d l a n d e d i n th e i r h ote l room s. h i s l a p a n d h e l d i t to h i s n o s e , i t o n l y s m e l t o f th e l e m on sce n te d d e te rg e n t th e cl e a n i n g l a d y a s h e l aAyftebraschk eh ohpaidn gfi nthi sahtesdh oenwhoeurl dknj uesetsgaent d u sed . d re sse d a n d g o to th e g ym , sh e sa i d a g a i n a fte r swa l l owi n g . “ W h a t a m I t o d o w i t h t h i s ? ” h e a s ke d s q u e e z i n g t h e l a c e c u p . T h e w h i s ke y h a d “ I wa n t a s e ttl e m e n t” sm a sh e d on th e fl oor b e h i n d h i m , sh e h a d n ’ t p l a y e d b a s ke t b a l l m u c h w h e n s h e w a s a ki d . “Wh a t typ e of se ttl e m e n t? You h a ve H e h a d n ’ t p a rti cu l a rl y l i ke d th a t scotch i t h a d w h a t m l e ft a b i tte r ki n d of a ta ste i n h i s m ou th wh e n h e a ccou n ot nwehye ryeouyocuouhladveevbeer ewnalnotdigni nthgaat lbl athnek d ra n k i t. m on e y you h a ve stol e n from m e . ” h e d i d n ’ t The Round Up Writer's Zine | roundupzine.com v. 2-2 201 5 19 op e n h i s e ye s, sh e re a l l y wa s g ood d own th e re , h e wa s too re l a xe d to b e l ooki n g a t h e r cryi n g a g a i n . “I ’ m l e a vi n g you a n d I wa n t m on e y, a l ot of m on e y for h a vi n g to p u t u p wi th a l l of you r sh i t. ” sh e op e n e d u p a n oth e r b ottl e of wh i ske y, th i s on e wa s from I re l a n d a n d h a d on l y b e e n si tti n g i n som e d u n g e on for e i g h te e n ye a rs. S h e ri n se d i t a rou n d h e r m ou th to g e t ri d of h i s ol d m a n l u st. I t b u rn t h e r th roa t on th e wa y d own b u t th e fl u sh from i t h e l p e d th e sh ock of h i m kn o w i n g a b o u t t h e b a n k a c c o u n t . T h e n t h e re a l i sa ti on h i t h e r th a t m a yb e h e kn e w e ve ryth i n g . from th e g ym wa s a ka ra te i n stru ctor a n d worke d h e r h a rd b oth i n a n d ou t of th e b e d room . S h e b rou g h t th e b ottl e u p a n d i n to h i s n e ck a n d scre a m e d a s th e sp ra y h i t h e r. S h e n e v e r g o t th e b l o o d o u t o f h e r c l o th e s o r th e i m a g e o u t o f h e r m i n d . Th e cl e a n e r n e ve r fu l l y g ot th e wh i ske y sta i n to d i sa p p e a r or th e b l ood ou t from b e twe e n th e I ta l i a n ti l e s . “Th e re you g o wh ore . Th a t’ s th e g oi n g ra te . ” H e re a ch e d i n to h i s p ocke t a n d th re w a fi fty d ol l a r b i l l d own wh e re th e wh i ske y wou l d sta y u n ti l th e cl e a n i n g l a d y ca m e i n on F ri d a y. H e s ti l l h a d n ’ t o p e n e d h i s e y e s a n d wa s fe e l i n g h i m se l f fa l l a sl e e p wh e n th e b l ood sta rte d sp u rti n g ou t of h i s h e a d from th e s e c o n d b o ttl e . S h e h a d p l a y e d b a s e b a l l a t s c h o o l wi th a s wi n g th a t th e b o y s u s e d c o m e to l o o k a t . T h e y a l s o l o o ke d a t h e r t i g h t a s s a n d h e r b l o n d e h a i r a n d s o m e o f th e m a t h e r s i z e b b re a sts. T h e b l o o d m i x e d w i t h t h e w h i s ke y i n a tra i l to th e b a th room m i rror. H i s l ooks we re h i s g ol d m i n e , h e cou l d n ’ t e n d u p d i sfi g u re d b e c a u s e o f s o m e l u n a ti c b i tc h o f a wo m a n , wh o som e h ow wa s sti l l wi th h i m a fte r h e r u se b y d a te . H e fe l t a su cki n g sou n d a s h e p u l l e d ou t a l a rg e p i e ce of g l a ss th a t wa s i n th e b i g g e st g a sh . B l ood ra n d own th e si n k a n d on to th e wh i te I ta l i a n ti l e s th a t con tra ste d b e a u ti fu l l y wi th th e cri m son . “You stu p i d b i tch , I h a ve th e fi n a l p a rt of th a t fou r p a rt se t of se q u e l s com i n g u p a n d n ow you h a ve d i sfi g u re d m e . ” “You d e se rve d i t you a re n oth i n g b u t a n u n fa i th fu l , b a l l scra tch i n g , b a sta rd ” . S h e d u cke d a s h e swu n g a rou n d wi th h i s fi st a i m i n g for th e b l on d e h a i re d fa ce b e h i n d h i m i n th e g ol d p l a te d m i rror. H e r m a i n l ove r The Round Up Writer's Zine | roundupzine.com v. 2-2 201 5 Frank McGivney writes all manner of tales and poems with words that spring from the depths of his imagination in the land of the free where the Blackwater River flows, down to the sea in Kells in Ireland, where once the monks drew a book with inks and inspiration from nature itself. Reach Frank at [email protected] 20 So 1. , I knew that my friend Irwin tended to panic in certain situations, to take preemptive action before thinking a situation through. I remember he called me late one December evening about five years agohe was very drunk, had just stumbled back from the local tavern, and was screaming and crying because when he got home he'd discovered large, furry tumors growing out of his ears. He was inconsolable until I asked him whether he was certain he'd taken off his earmuffs. I was therefore more than a little skeptical when Irwin rang my phone again only a few weeks agoalso very late at nightto inform me in excited tones that he had just abducted a terrorist or renegade dictator (he forgot which) who had been hiding undercover in the United States and imprisoned the man in his basement. Obviously, he was intoxicated, or lying, or tragically misinformed. Or perhaps all three, which would summarize Irwin's everyday character rather well. (I love him like a brother, you understandI can say these things.) Anyway, I knew I couldn't have a real, sober conversation with Irwin at the moment, so to get back at him for waking me I rather quickly decided to humor my friend, play along with the joke. "Irwin," I asked, "have you done your homework? Are you sure the person you abducted is a CURRENT enemy of the United States? You know, in the topsyturvy world of international relations, a person who is considered an amoral terrorist one week may be Grand Marshal at the White House Easter Egg Hunt the next." "No," Irwin said, quite seriously. "He's a current enemy, all right. I checked him out on Wikipedia." Well, what could be more accurate than that? The answer: phrenology and tea leaves, but I had to concede that at least Irwin had made an effort. Not his bailiwick, making an effort. So it would seem that no matter how addlebrained and misguided he was, Irwin was indeed serious. I shrugged, though I was alone and no one could see it. There seemed nothing to do then but hang up and head over to Irwin's house and investigate what was happening. The Round Up Writer's Zine | roundupzine.com v. 2-2 201 5 21 2. The streets were deserted, dark, and cold. I rapped softly on Irwin's door, and he opened it a crack one eye wide, as if wary of a late night visit from Jehovah's Witnesses. "It's cold," I said. "Let me in." He took me down to the basement without delay. He had a man there all right, trussed up with what appeared to be a jump rope. The jump rope secured the man to a chaira metal one with a floral plastic cushion that I recognized as being taken from the kitchen set upstairsand the chair was wired to a metal floor joist. I have to say the fellow looked mighty put out. There was something white hanging from his mouth. Irwin saw me looking and said, "Had to gag him to keep him quiet. He was making all kinds of gibberish noises. Doesn't seem to know any English." "Inconsiderate foreigner," I said. "Yeah." I noticed then that there were little green stripes on the white cloth. "Irwin, I hope you didn't gag him with one of your used sweat socks. Could be a violation of the Geneva convention." Irwin gave me a little shove. "It was clean," he said. I shoved him back and soon we were wrestlingwe've known each other since we were little kids, and to be honest neither one of us has changed much. Irwin's captive glared at us. Irwin won the wrestling match. He always did; he outweighs me by fifty pounds. Soon after I conceded, Irwin and I were sitting sidebyside on the cold cellar floor, puffing for air. "What are you going to do with him?" I asked, as soon as I was able. "I am," Irwin said, struggling to his feet," going to give him one of those secret trials. Then I'm going to execute him." Irwin's captive might have claimed not to understand English, but I could swear his eyes widened a bit at the mention of the word "execute." I strolled over to get a closer look at him. He was disheveled and bearded, not as swarthy as I would have thought. He flinched when I put my face near his. Playing for time, I sat back down, scratched my chin. After a while I The Round Up Writer's Zine | roundupzine.com v. 2-2 201 5 22 said, "Know what? We should think this through stepbystep. First, I think we're supposed to break his will." "His will?" "His will to live. You know, demoralize him. Like when the U.S. Invaded Panama to arrest Noriega. Remember? He was hiding and they blared Eminem songs at him until he was ready to kill himself." Irwin thought for a moment. "I have that Kathie Lee Gifford Christmas album that my mother gave me." "Okay," I said. "Fair enough. So afterwards we'll set up a kangaroo court." "What's that, exactly?" "Well," I said, in my best knowitall tone, "kangaroos employed as judges tend to pronounce severe sentences on those brought before them. Especially pickpockets." I found myself very funny, but Irwin didn't get it. He's like that. "It's a fixed trial," I said, and that he understood. 3. We turned up Kathie Lee really loud on the CD player and went out for a while. Irwin decided that it would be too risky to bring in a bunch of people to make up a jury, so we went down the street and woke up just one person, Bill, a kind of lumpy guy Irwin knew who sometimes went drinking with him. Irwin explained to Bill that he would be a judge, and all he had to do was say "guilty" and "I sentence you to death" when he was pointed to. "Okay," Bill said, "but I want a gavel." It seemed a reasonable request, so when we got back to the Irwin's houseKathie Lee had done her part, as the captive looked totally demoralizedIrwin gave Bill a rubber mallet he kept in his toolbox. Bill sat up on the washing machine with the mallet and a sixpack. Next Irwin and I played rockpaperscissors to see who would be prosecutor. I won, even after Irwin insisted we do best of three and best of five. I stuck my thumbs under my armpits and made my speech: "The manand I use that term advisedlythat we have brought before you, your honor, is well known to be vile scum, a foul besmirchment on the name of humanity. He is an enemy of democracy and a wouldbe Hitler, or so I'm told. Do not feel remorse when you find him guilty. Remember, as a judge and citizen of the United States, you represent a SUPERIOR culture which must be deferred to by less advanced peoples. If petty moral quibbling were the way to lead the world, there wouldn’t be any Taco Bells in Switzerland. And there are. Lots." Irwin clapped, then remembered he was the defense attorney. He rose The Round Up Writer's Zine | roundupzine.com v. 2-2 201 5 23 to his feet, put his thumbs in his armpits, like he'd seen me do. There was a long pause. "I can't think of anything," he said. Irwin pointed to Bill, who was taking a swig; he nearly spewed. He pointed his mallet at the captive. "I find you guilty," he belched, using a reasonably somber tone, though he spoiled it by giggling at the end. "And I sentence you to death." The captive's eyes did not widen, but he did make a kind of low grunting sound. 4. I talked Irwin into giving the man a last meal. I tried to ask the captive what he wanted, but he refused to cooperate. Just moaned and drooled a little. I went to the internet and looked up the captive's home country to see what their main dish was, but in the end we bought a bucket of chicken, mostly because Irwin had no other food in the house. It was also because the chicken place was the only eatery in the neighborhood open at that hourwith the exception of the all night diner, but unfortunately Irwin and I had been banned from there (long story). The captive wouldn't eat anyway, even after we untied his hands and took the sock out. During a moment when Irwin and Bill both had their backs turned, I faced the captive and showed him a certain facial expressionnodding my head slightly, turning down the corners of my mouth, and slowly opening and closing my eyelidsmeant to convey the message "Don't worryplay along for a bit, and I'll find a way to get you out of this." Granted, that's a lot of information for one brief facial expression to convey, and I was not sure he understood. He locked his eyes on mine and said something that sounded like "Gryzlep," but what was I supposed to make of that? 5. We decided to walk Bill home; Irwin thought it was best to have as few witnesses as possible for the planned execution. Also, he said it would give the captive a little time on his own to think things over. Repent, or whatever. I dawdled, but eventually we made it to Bill's house and pushed him inside his doorway. On the trek back to Irwin's, I tried to imagine what the evening had been like from Bill's perspective. Irwin and I woke him out of a deep (drunken) sleep, gave him a mallet, made him act like a judge sentencing a man to death, then sent him back home to bed. He probably would think the whole thing was a sick dream. Except that we had forgotten to take the mallet back. When we returned to Irwin's basement, we found that the captive had really been struggling against his bonds; the jump rope was cutting a The Round Up Writer's Zine | roundupzine.com v. 2-2 201 5 24 little bit into the flesh of his arms. Irwin decided the time had come to electrocute the guy. While he was in the far corner of the basement with his face averted, endeavoring to rig up something from the electrical panel, I silently approached the captive and began trying to untie the ropes binding him. Irwin and I had been Boy Scouts for three weeks about thirty years ago, and it was quickly clear Irwin had remembered how to make strong knots. For some reason that is the first thing the Scouts show new membershow to tie different kinds of knots in a rope. In retrospect, it seems an odd choice as top item on an agenda for needy innercity boys a world away from any boat or campsite, but perhaps the rationale for it would have become clear later, if the troop had not been disbanded (due, at least in part, to a crap game Irwin had set up in the basement of the church where we met). Anyhow, after much effort, I finally managed to pull the ends of the jump rope apart, stealthily usher the captive up the cellar stairs and through the cluttered kitchen, unlock the front door, and release the man out into the cold night. The captive did not say anything or look back. Just ran and ran. I hesitated at the door before closing it, knowing I would have to retreat downstairs again to face Irwin. He gets very petulant sometimes. And I should say that I'm ninetynine percent certain he would not have had the nerve to execute the guy anyway, even if he genuinely intended to. But let's face it: as exhausting as it might sometimes be to stir oneself to intervene, guys like Irwin cannot be allowed to think they can make decisions about other people's fates. Besides, let's say the captive really were a terrorist on the lam, and I allowed Irwin to execute him. Next thing you know, the neighborhood would be neckdeep in scruffy looking fanatics bent on revenge. James W. Morris is a graduate of LaSalle University, where he was awarded a scholarship for creative writing. He has published dozens of short stories, humor pieces, and essays in various literary magazines, including PHILADELPHIA STORIES and ZAHIR. He has also written one play, RUDE BABY, which was recently produced, and worked for a time as a joke writer for Jay Leno. The Round Up Writer's Zine | roundupzine.com v. 2-2 201 5 25 Gary Rainford lives on Swan's Island year-round with his wife and daughter. His poetry, shaped by tides and saltwater, is published in a wide range of literary magazines and university journals, including North Dakota Quarterly, Words and Images, Aurorean, Omphalos, Kindred, and Blast Furnace. Gary was a featured poet on the Maine Poetry Express, at The Roundup Writer's Zine, Artist-in-Residence in Acadia National Park, and received Topsham Public Library's Joy of the Pen 201 4 Poetry Honorable Mention. Salty Liquor, published by North Country Press, is Gary's first full-length collection of poems. www.garyrainford.com The Round Up Writer's Zine | roundupzine.com v. 2-2 201 5 26 invisible behind the shield of a dirty car window hot fries burn my finger tips ketchup cooling them to tolerable temperatures filling my mouth with tepid mush as communally we feast upon and ingest a slight, young man his spotlight comes on and since we insist on watching he gives us a show wearing jeans so tight they flaunt the straightness that his hard strut ticks and tocks coercing his body to form more womanly arcs nudges and snickers in his direction in alliance of blanketed superiority in spite, by God! still in spite of soiled blue jeans sweat-stained baseball caps sun-painted necks name patches sewn onto tucked-in shirts hugging overgrown bellies without surrender The Round Up Writer's Zine | roundupzine.com v. 2-2 201 5 27 their whiteness a glaring reflection in shiny wedding bands that catch the same sun illuminating the picket fences of their traditional institutions while our wandering eyes meet at the blonde, the brunette same, yep, same mid-level ponytails flat boots, big scarves hang loose round their necks but our boy’s wearing boots with more heel and courage than this plain ol’ Jane and assembly line Becky making the sidewalk his catwalk those boots were made for sashaying and they’ll dare you to your face to put him in a box straight or gay or a little of both if you please gobbling up the spectacle I cannot not stare right along with them out of admiration and curiosity ashamed they’re not equal parts mixed like me, I think, like him The Round Up Writer's Zine | roundupzine.com v. 2-2 201 5 28 he’s more black than white I think, they think, with dark hair curling up to form a head full of defiant O’s big enough to fit several ignorant questions a surefire indicator of racial tainting along his way or maybe he’s just one of them latino hispanics pep talks fuel his fluorescent walk with a hard unswerving beeline glare as he parades into war donning armor made of fierceness for routine errands on a mission to pretend not to notice the stones of judgment and mockery we cascade him with the stones that he’ll turn to diamonds covering himself in blinding brilliance on his solo journey down Saturday afternoon MD Marcus is a freelance writer and poet living in the past. She equally enjoys pumping Dolly Parton and Cash Money Millionaires while riding around in her 1 999 Toyota Avalon. Her profile articles can be found in Simply Elevate Magazine and on PBSNet, and her poetry has been featured in the Red Dashboard Publishing anthology, “dis-or-der,” as well as in Calliope Magazine. Please read everything she writes and go to her website www.mdmarcus.com. Amen The Round Up Writer's Zine | roundupzine.com v. 2-2 201 5 29 A kept a safe radius from Cliff. Demoted from adult matters after having a bout of delirium that went all twelve head-rattling rounds, Cliff was left to watch little Jimmy and answer endlessly questions about Grandpa’s "orbituary." s if the earth stopped trying to fling everyone off with its thousand mile-per-hour rotation, the sunrise held in the sky and precipitated a sense of serenity. Oblivious to the reprieve and with his head still spinning to keep "Your father did the same thing, you up with the world, Cliff cut right through this know?" said an aunt or cousin who was distant in distilled meaningfulness to answer the phone. both relation and miles. He was rushing to the job that had taken him two towns away from his childhood home and was slightly annoyed to find his father on the other end. "It’s really wonderful, you know?" the old man beamed, transmitting the sunrise straight through the earpiece. "Wha?" Cliff asked, still having trouble completing full words four days after the phone call. "When your grandfather died, your father also had a bit of a breakdown. He claimed that your grandfather had called him at 2:00 A.M. the night he died in his sleep." Shielded from this sudden warmth by a "So you believe me?" Cliff asked hopefully. mind clouded from a late night with little Jimmy "Maybe it’s hereditary--that the men in my family and the approaching workday, Cliff sighed, "Dad, know when they’re going to die." is this an emergency?" Stiffening as if insanity was contagious and "I am going to die, Cliff," his father said Cliff just sneezed, the woman said, "I believe you with such certainty that the fact seemed are feeling the same guilt your father did about not mundane. being close enough to his father. That guilt is not necessarily passed through genetics." "Dad, it’s way too early for this kind of conversation. I will stop by after work, okay?" Suspecting that this woman was a social worker ready to lead this wake into a mental "No," his father had replied after one of health intervention, Cliff said, "Any guilt about my his famous silences, "It’s not too early. It’s too relationship with my dad would be normal. His late." attempt to reach out to me on the day he died of natural causes is not normal. The fact that I wasn’t At the funeral that weekend, everyone there for him cannot be described by something The Round Up Writer's Zine | roundupzine.com v. 2-2 201 5 30 as normal as 'guilt.'" in an "orbituary" that they could write together when Cliff got a call from Jim. Cliff was talking through the restraint of "You didn't miss that plane did you?" Cliff clenched teeth. With Jimmy bouncing on his lap, asked in lieu of a greeting. "I told you, I really he looked like an angry ventriloquist act. The need to see you today." woman cradled her tearful, knowing eyes in a bittersweet smile. "Don't worry, Dad, I made the flight. Just "Closeness between people shouldn’t be promise me you won't blame yourself, okay?" Jim soothed. "I woke up this morning and just knew measured in physical distance," she said, and it." Cliff gave Jimmy an involuntary squeeze. "People move around each other in circles that "Jim, are you on the plane? You shouldn't never overlap completely. But that’s living. be using your phone on the plane, right?" Cliff's There’s no point feeling bad about it." concern was being tipped into the early stages of But life moved on, and Cliff continued to panic by the chaos hissing in the background. Voices were volleying this panic around the cabin feel bad about this movement. in sharp, rapid-fire echoes. He did not hold onto Jimmy tight enough, Flying over Cliff's pain in a cloud of and the boy went bouncing along the Earth’s serenity, Jim mused, "It's really wonderful, you surface like a skipping stone, first across the state to college and then across the country for know?" a job. Cliff’s grandchildren grew in leaps, Always curious about what his father might strangers every time they arrived for their have told him, Cliff asked numbly, "What is?" biannual visits. Then, on a Saturday morning that he could tell was beaming in meaningful brilliance in Jim’s time zone, Cliff was struck with the exact same feeling he had the morning his father died. “The way everything moves around and around in an unending dance. Tell my kids about it when they’re old enough." "I wish I could be there with you," Cliff said, his voice quivering as if on the unsteady footing between understanding and despair. Determined not to let his son repeat his mistake, Cliff got on the phone. Though he was "You don’t want to be here," Jim assured unsure if he had the physical reserves to make the trip to Jim’s place, Cliff did find the financial him with an ironic laugh. reserves to purchase airfare and the reserves of "I mean, I wish you could be here." uncashed favors and guilt to cajole Jim onto the next plane home. "Dad,” Jim smiled, "I’m here." Disposing of all of his disposable income THE END on the last-minute plane ticket was not as depressing as he expected. Cliff wanted to leave an inheritance or a legacy for his children, but bridging the physical distance with his son was worth decades of struggle in the job that had wedged him away from his own father at the end. is a small-town criminal Nathan Witkin He had just sat down to consider everything he wanted to tell his son and include The Round Up Writer's Zine | roundupzine.com v. 2-2 201 5 defense attorney, a notable innovator in the field of conflict resolution, and an MMA cage fighter. He lives in Marion, Ohio, where he cannot get a date to save his life. 31
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