Ultima Vez What the Body Does Not Remember Tue 17 Feb Justin Vivian Bond Love Is Crazy Wed 18 Feb Josie Long Thu 19 Feb Trio Da Kali Sun 1 Mar The Unthanks Wed 4 Mar Mark Thomas Cuckooed Thu 5 Mar Underworld Sat 7 Mar Michael Clark Company animal / vegetable / mineral Wed 11 Mar Dr John and the Nite Trippers Thu 12 Mar Tim Crouch I, Malvolio Fri 13 - Sat 14 Mar Uninvited Guests This Last Tempest Fri 20 - Sat 21 Mar Sam Lee Sat 28 Mar Chris Thorpe Confirmation Sat 4 Apr Wendy Houstoun Pact with Pointlessness Tue 14 Apr brightondome.org 01273 709 709 vivabrighton Issue 24. Feb 2015 editorial ................................................................................... Back in the 80s tattoos were fairly rare, most often seen on the arms of long-distance lorry drivers, or merchant seamen, or dockers, or convicts, or bikers. By and large a male thing; by and large a working class thing, by and large something designed to indicate how hard the tattoo wearer was. And then there were the tattoos themselves: ‘Mum’ was a favourite, or an anchor, or the name of your girlfriend or wife over a love heart (not necessarily the best idea, that one). Then came the nineties, when male and female pop stars and hipsters started getting them, too. Followed by the noughties, when, in an ecstasy-fuelled burst of what-the-hellness, they went more street. Finally the teenies, or whatever you call this decade, arrived. Now, if you’re between 20 and 40, particularly round these parts, it seems a bit odd if you don’t have a tattoo. Even Samantha Cameron has one (a dolphin on her ankle, in case you didn’t know). Have you got one? If not, why not? Do you think they are uncouth? Tasteless? Scary? Unremovable? Are you wary of commitment? Or do you just want to make a statement of your individuality by remaining ink-free? Whatever the case, Brighton, of course, punches above its weight in the tattoo department, and to mark the annual Brighton Tattoo Convention this month, we’re celebrating all things tat (or should that be ‘tatt’). Oh, and Valentine’s Day falls in February, too, so there’s something of a ‘love’ theme weaving in and out of the pages, as well. ‘Love and tats’; now that has a ring. Enjoy the issue… The Team ..................... EDITOR: Alex Leith [email protected] DEPUTY EDITOR: Steve Ramsey [email protected] ART DIRECTOR: Katie Moorman [email protected] PHOTOGRAPHER AT LARGE: Adam Bronkhorst EDITORIAL ASSISTANT: Rebecca Cunningham ADVERTISING: Anya Zervudachi [email protected], Nick Metcalf [email protected], CONTRIBUTORS: Black Mustard, Joe Decie, Nione Meakin, Chloë King, John Helmer, Ben Bailey, Lizzie Enfield PUBLISHERS: Nick Williams [email protected], Lizzie Lower [email protected] Viva Magazines is based at 52 Ship Street, Brighton, East Sussex BN1 1AF For advertising enquiries call 07596 337 828 Every care has been taken to ensure the accuracy of our content. We cannot be held responsible for any omissions, errors or alterations. contents ............................... Bits and bobs. 57 9-19. A peek at Brighton’s toilet graffiti, the Heart and Hand pub, Joe Decie comic strip and Queen Victoria’s visits to the Pavilion. Photography. 21-25. Estonian photographer Oleg Pulemjotov captures the diversity of In town this month. ‘Brighton Folk’ in their natural state. 37-49. Comedian Rosie Wilby on Columns. monogamy, scientific ‘psychic’ Caro- 26-29. Chloë King’s first tattoo expe- line Watt, comedy-improv group Aus- rience, John Helmer’s dry-cleaning tentatious, stand-up comedians Josie and Lizzie Enfield’s North Village. Long and Omid Djalili, Supergrass frontman Gaz Coombes, The Jesus & My Brighton. Mary Chain, Beki Bondage, and crime 30-31. Wet-footed experimental author Peter James. playwright Tim Crouch. Literature. Brighton in history. 50-53. An interview with best-selling 32-35. The turbulent love story of author SJ Watson, debut novelist Jo George IV and Mrs Fitzherbert. Bloom and this month’s Flash-Fact winner. Art, design and makers. 55-57. Colin Ruffell on combining acrylic paint with digital techniques, embroidery designer Jenny King, candle-making couple Corpo Sancto and jewellery designer and maker Chris Hawkins. Work, shopping… and ‘comping’. 59-69. Di Coke gives us the low- 23 down on winning competitions, an .... 4.... contents ............................... interview with professional domina- 75 trix Dometria, local jeweller Julian Stephens on being a creative in business, and Martin Skelton’s new shop dedicated to independent magazines. The way we work. 71-77. Adam Bronkhorst captures some of Brighton’s best-known tattoo artists at work. Food. 78-86. Coffee and cake at Presuming Ed, The Regency, Semolina chef Orson Whitfield, the new Croque Shop on Duke St, the Chimney House and 78 this month’s food news. Health and fitness. 87- 93. Founder of Paddle Round the Pier David Samuels, bike shop Rule 5 Bikes, 70s footballer Steve Piper, and we try handball. A coffee with... 94-95. Richard Robinson of the Brighton Science Festival. Bricks and mortar. 96-97. Ex-army base Wykeham Terrace, and the Old Police Cells Museum. Inside left. 98. Joby and the Hooligans in the Brighton Resource Centre vaults. 98 .... 5.... this month’s cover art .......................................... This month’s cover is by Ruth Herbert, a tattoo artist who has recently set up her own studio, Love the Rock, on the mezzanine level of the Open Market. “My brief was to do something Valentinesy, but I didn’t want it to sidle off into soppiness,” she tells us, rather eloquently, “so I decided to base the design on the idea of an old anatomical woodcut of a human heart.” It’s an image she’s been playing around with for a bit, both as the basis of a tattoo, and as the logo for her studio. “I looked at pictures of hearts, then took some sketches, then took everything away and drew it from memory,” she says. The font is adapted from one she found on the internet, but that’s about as far as her computer was involved in the process. “I photocopied the images,” she continues, “and stuck them onto a deep-red piece of card.” What, with Pritt Stik? “Yes, with Pritt Stick, and .... scissors.” As you can see, she experimented with various compositions before opting for the final version. Ruth has come to tattoo art fairly recently, having done a fine art degree, and worked as a sculptor, and had kids. “It’s refreshing to work in two dimensions again,” she says, “and tattooing has changed immensely recently, with genuine artists taking up the needle. It’s nice that what was once a traditional genre is having its boundaries pushed.” So does she have any particular influences when it comes to her own tattoo art? “I’m influenced by everything around me, not by any particular artwork,” she says, before showing us some woodblock-like tattoo work by Duncan X. We love the analogue feel of what she’s created for us, and its raw but aesthetically pleasing punch: you can see more of Ruth’s work on her Facebook page ‘Love The Rock’. 7.... BOUTI UE THE SMARTER WAY TO SELL Estate agency, tailored for you. 01273 622664 CALL FOR A FREE PROPERTY CONSULTATION bits and bobs ............................... Photo by Alan Griffiths Photo courtesy of the James Gray Collection where are they now? In our December issue we showed a picture of the Sea Life Centre being rebuilt in 1928/9; in the forefront were three statues representing seasons, presumably being salvaged to be erected in another space. We wondered two things: where was the fourth, and where did the statues end up? Two readers, Elizabeth Garrett and Tony Norman, have contacted us to half-answer the first question (or two-thirds answer it, to be more accurate). Two of the statues, it seems, ended up in the Rose Garden near the Rotunda café in Preston Park. Recently, offers Tony, the statues were painted a ‘somewhat surprising’ gold and black. Anyone know the whereabouts of the other two? P U B toilet graffiti # 1 Name that pub toilet! With thanks to our toiletgraffiti correspondents Fan Fan and Thomas. .... 9.... style through life wear the world. fina-boutique.co.uk bits and bobs Painting by Jay Collins ............................... pub : the heart and hand You’ve probably walked past The Heart and Hand and Heart, curiously) in 1859 and was redesigned hundreds of times, but have you ever been inside? inside and out after being taken over by Ports- Get yourself a pint of ale, put a 45 on the jukebox, mouth and Brighton Union Brewery in 1934. The sit yourself down and you soon realise you’ve distinctive exterior design (check out the green transported yourself into a bygone era. The con- shiny tiles and the art deco stained glass) is typical siderable bustle of North Road outside is blurred of their chief architect, Stavers Hessel Tiltman, out of existence by the 19th-century stained-glass who is also responsible for Shoreham Airport’s leaded windows (and softened to near silence by magnificent art deco terminal. the double glazing beyond it); Chuck Berry, or The pub must have seen a lot of action in its time, the Stones, or Big Maybelle provide a melodic not least in the 60s, when it was a favourite hang- backdrop; you half expect the barman to ask you out of the Mods; well creased types still use the for ‘two and six’ for your beer. place during August Bank Holiday (or after visit- I chat to Lara Read, who’s been running the place ing Jump the Gun round the corner). The jukebox for near on nine years, having taken over from her reflects this – there are songs by the Jam, and the parents, who were in charge the preceding 18: she Selecter, and Curtis Mayfield announced in biro tells me that she considers the place a rare ‘proper on little cardboard tags; I choose Police and Thieves pub’, and is happy that children of regulars she’s by Junior Marvin. “We’re probably best known for known much of her life have started frequenting the jukebox, and I guess you could call us a music the place themselves. While we’re chatting I feel pub,” says Lara. Fatboy Slim used to hang out a tap on my shoulder, turn round, and it’s the pub there in the 90s, she reveals, and Primal Scream. cat, Kitcat, a British Blue/Maine Coon cross, I’m Best of all is an anecdote about David Soul, who told, and no more than a few months old. popped in a few years ago looking for directions The Heart and Hand is owned by Enterprise for the station, and stayed for four hours. It prob- now; it is first listed as a pub (called The Hand ably took him back to when he was famous. AL .... 11.... bits and bobs ............................... buried in brighton : Anna Maria C rouch In 1805 Anna Maria Crouch – a retired actress and singer – came to Brighton for a health cure. She may have had cancer, or possibly a drinking problem. She’d certainly had some bad luck. Born Anna Phillips, she’d started her career in 1780, aged around 17, and was ‘in public favour’ for the following 20 years, according to one biographical dictionary. At her peak, she ‘combined extraordinary beauty and grace of person very effectively with a good stage presence and a fine singing voice to seize the affections of a large public.’ She married a Lieutenant Crouch in 1785, but two years later met the singer Michael Kelly, who became her stage partner and possibly her romantic partner. She had a brief affair with the future George IV, who promised her £10,000, then, once they broke up, sent a friend to buy her off. Mr and Mrs Crouch separated in 1791. She had been pregnant around 1785, but ‘an accidental fall brought on a premature labour and she lost her child,’ according to a 19th-century reference book. In 1788, injuries from a carriage accident stopped her performing ‘for some time’. Five years later, in another carriage accident, a heavy piece of furniture fell on her, wounding her throat and permanently impairing her voice. In the latter part of her career, health problems sometimes prevented her performing for weeks at a time. Crouch died here in October 1805, aged 42, of ‘internal mortification’, and was buried in St Nicholas’ churchyard. .... 12.... bits and bobs ............................... jj waller’s brighton “Last year I was commissioned to document Whitehawk FC’s first season in the Football Conference,” writes JJ Waller, “now I am hooked and have become a dedicated Hawks fan. This season the team are playing sublime passing football and have a real chance of going up to the Conference Premier, but it’s not all just action on the pitch. The Hawks Ultras are a growing army of passionate Whitehawk supporters who sing and chant throughout the full 90 minutes. There really are ‘Two Teams in Brighton’. Come On You Hawks.” .... 13.... pics and bobs ............................... mini click Being big fans of photography, we are delighted that Jim Stephenson, the brains behind Miniclick, has now joined our team. He’s choosing and interviewing our featured Brighton-based photographer (see page 21) every month, and helping curate a selection of their work over the following four or five pages. Miniclick is at once many things: Jim organises free-to-attend monthly talks by two or more professional photographers in the Old Market that focus on stories and ideas, rather than kit and cameras; publishes local photographers’ work in beautifully-produced-yet-affordable form; and runs a website (miniclick.co.uk) with reviews, interviews and news. This month’s talk (Feb 24th, 7pm) features Brighton-based photographer Milo Belgrode and Yorkshire-based Chris Nunn, both of whom embedded themselves in Ukraine last year to produce an in-depth body of work as to how the conflict there has affected people’s day-to-day lives. On sale there will be the second edition of Miniclick’s latest publication, Photographer, Writer, Illustrator. Eight photographers’ portraits were stripped of their title and context: eight short-story writers were asked to produce a work reflecting on the photo; eight illustrators were asked to draw an illustration based on the story. The results are fascinating. Welcome aboard Jim; photography lovers watch this space for more Miniclick news. One -eyed jacks There are a couple of interesting exhibitions on in February at One-Eyed Jacks, the contemporary photography gallery based on York Place. The results of the international competition Open Call, curated by the British Journal of Photography’s Senior Reporter Gemma Padley, shows an eclectic mixture of work from the winner and finalists from 2000 entries, and (having opened on Jan 7th) runs till Feb 22nd. On the 27th, a new show opens, curated by the Canadian photographer Mark Peter Drolet. It’s called Sixteen Stories, it’s a contemporary take on figuration and portraiture, and, having seen jpegs of some of the shots, we can promise you it’s an exciting prospect. Above are three shots by Noah Kalina, Karina Tenberg and Thomas Chene: in the Viva office we’re loving those tats in the central image, particularly the cowboy one. .... 14.... pics and bobs ............................... joe ’ s distinctive hand Based in Brighton, Joe Decie has been drawing autobiographical comics full of lies since 2008. He has done some for Top Shelf 2.0 and Retrofit in the USA and others for Blank Slate in the UK. His books The Accidental Salad and The Listening Agent can be found in all good bookshops (and Brighton Library). www.joedecie.com @joedecie .... 15.... Copyright images Royal Pavilion & Museums, Brighton and Hove ............................... bits and bobs .... 16.... bits and bobs ............................... Secrets of the pavilion : Queen V ictoria in B righton Victoria became Queen in 1837, aged only 18 years, following her uncle William IV (who had added the North Gate to the Royal Pavilion in 1832). She visited Brighton as the new and unmarried Queen twice: once in October/November 1837 and again at the end of 1838, spending Christmas and New Year there. On arriving for the first time, via carriage, she was delighted by the the building “lighted up looked cheerful and felt welcome she received, noting in her diary, “I was warm, and my impression of it was not so cheerless received in a most enthusiastic warm and friendly as last year.” After a long dinner with guests she manner by an immense concourse of people. It was went up into the Saloon Bottle to watch fireworks, a beautiful reception and most gratifying and flat- which she greatly enjoyed. “The whole Pavilion,” tering. There were Triumphal Arches on all sides, she continued, “has been done up and re-gilt and and an amphitheatre was erected outside the gate looks very fresh and pretty.” of the Pavillion [sic], filled with people.” Victoria returned to Brighton three more times, in Popular prints showing the triumphal arches and 1842, 1843 and 1845. Much had changed between the arrival were published (above) and commemo- the first two and the last three visits. In 1840 she rative coins struck. However, Victoria was clearly had married the love of her life, Prince Albert of not impressed with the Pavilion itself, making these Saxe-Coburg and Gotha, and by 1842 she had now famous comments: “The Pavilion is a strange, given birth to the Princess Royal and Prince Albert. odd Chinese looking thing, both inside and out- During her first visit with her husband in 1842 side; most rooms low, and I only see a little morsel she once again went up to the Saloon Bottle, this of the sea from one of my sitting-room windows, time with Albert, to watch the “really very pretty which is strange, when one considers that one is fireworks”. quite close to the sea.” In 1843 Victoria arrived from France by boat, land- In August 1839 Victoria recorded a conversation ing at the Chain Pier, greeted by a fleet of smaller she had had with Lord Melbourne, which doesn’t boats and crowds of onlookers on the beach and paint the place or the palace in a better light: pier. A painting in the collection of Brighton “Talked of Brighton, it’s [sic] being an odious place, Museum and Art Gallery by Richard Henry Nibbs the impossibility of sailing there, &c.; the burden records the event. However, around this time the Pavilion was, and what to do with it.” She liked Victoria and Albert were already considering the it better on her second visit, noting that this time Isle of Wight as a more suitable location for their >>> .... 17.... bits and bobs ............................... queen victoria in brighton (cont...) holiday home. On the occasion of her last visit in February 1845 the Queen and her family (by then there were four children) took the train to Brighton and back. As is well known, the railways made the journey from London to Brighton both considerably faster and, crucially, much cheaper, resulting in an unprecedented increase in visitor numbers in Brighton from all levels of society. Victoria, who had already age, was not amused by this. However, she had posi- of Brighton’. The sledge survives in the Royal Col- tive things to say about her journey. On 7 February lection and was displayed for the first time in 2009 Victoria set off from New Cross Station in London, at Windsor Castle. and noted in her diary “The railway is very well Sadly, Victoria and Albert also had a less pleasant constructed & goes through tunnels & over bridges, experience on this visit. The papers reported on 15 passing through very pretty country. We only took February 1845 that the Queen and Consort were an hour & ¼ going down! In former times it used “exposed to much annoyance” during a private to take us 5 hours & ½ getting down to Brighton.” walk on the Chain Pier on the Saturday morning. She remarked that the return journey was “rather Despite having dressed incognito, with Victoria too fast, I think.” wearing a veil, the Royal couple was spotted and Snow fell in Sussex during this visit, and on 11th chased back to the gates of the Pavilion by some and 12th February Victoria and Albert tried out particularly rude boys, who peered under her bon- their “pretty, smart sledge”, venturing as far as Pat- net. The Illustrated London News lamented this be- cham and Clayton. Victoria gushed in her diaries: haviour, noting that, while the residents of Brighton “The horses with their handsome red harness & had not always enjoyed Royal presence (a stab at many bells, had a charming effect. Albert drove the unpopular George IV, perhaps), “if the Queen from the seat. We went along the London road, cannot enjoy a walk without being subjected to a good way beyond Patcham, & the sledge went annoyances from which the meanest of her subjects delightfully though the road was unfortunately are free, it is not to be wondered that Brighton is so very much broken up in places, but in others it was seldom selected as the Royal residence.” covered with snow. The bright blue sky & sunshine, The paper was right. Victoria left Brighton by train together with the sound of the bells, had a very soon after, never to return, and probably having exhilarating effect.” A picturesque print illustrat- come much closer to her decision to give up the ing the scene (above) was quickly produced by The Pavilion. She sold the entire estate to the town Illustrated London News. It shows a snow-capped commissioners of Brighton in 1850, but began dis- Royal Pavilion in the background, possibly alluding mantling and removing the interior decorations and to the already well-established nickname ‘Kremlin furnishings from 1846 onward. Alexandra Loske .... 19.... Copyright images Royal Pavilion & Museums, Brighton and Hove noted how crowded Brighton was in the pre-railway towner Through the Art Fund’s crowdfunding platform Art Happens, Towner is raising funds to commission a photograph of Eastbourne by Austrian artist Hans Schabus. Hans has travelled the globe in a handmade boat – from Vienna to New York, Frankfurt, Venice, Rotterdam and Lisbon. His voyages have formed a fascinating series of photographs. Towner wants to bring Hans and his boat on its final voyage to Eastbourne Pier. His new work will be exhibited in October 2015 and join Towner’s Collection. Help make this exciting project happen and get exceptional rewards in return. artfund.org/arthappens-towner Towner is registered charity no. 1156762 Hans Schabus, Mare Adriatico, Venezia, 13 Maggio 2005 Support a New Masterpiece Get Great Rewards photography ............................... People-watching for sport Brighton folk in the eyes of an Estonian émigré Oleg Pulemjotov is a 30-year-old Estonian designer with home one time, tourists can pay to go on hunt- a keen interest in photography. His website photogruff. ing trips in Estonia with nothing but a camera. com shows a diverse range of topics and styles, from band Wildlife in Estonia is rich and that is a harmless way photography to street shots. One series, ‘Brighton Folk’, to explore it. I like to think of that when I go out consists of photos he’s taken out on the streets of the city, shooting for Brighton Folk. capturing many of its characters. We’ve asked him to Do you carry your camera everywhere? I’ve come up with a selection for us to show over the next five toned it down a bit while working on the website pages, asking him that every one of his choices should (brightonfolk.com), but I look forward to shooting follow the theme ‘couples’. regularly again. I started off taking pictures wher- What drives your street photography? I was ever I went, I used to take thousands every month. brought up in Estonia, and my first memories Eventually a few themes emerged – for example a started forming around the time the Soviet Union person on the pavement on the other side of the collapsed. When I look back I seem to particularly road framed by a building - and I started deliber- remember how uniform everything was. I think ately taking pics using that as the framework. a lot of people were reluctant or found it hard How long have you been taking pictures in the to shake their Communist past. Brighton, where street? They say it takes you seven years to perfect diversity and expression are celebrated, to me is at your art, and I am working to prove that. There the opposite end of the social and cultural spectrum. must be 80,000 pictures on my hard drive. It all That fascinates me. So in a way taking pictures in started when I would take my company’s digital the street around Brighton is a way of documenting camera out; it was too complicated for my liking what I see – it’s for myself as much as it is for anyone else. – too many buttons - so my father gave me the old family camera, a Zenit Olympic edition 35mm camera marked with the 1980 Games symbol. You’ve likened There was just aperture and shutter speed and focus it to hunting… basically, so I learned on that. According to Could your work be considered voyeuristic? I a magazine I hope not. I’m not trying to judge people, and my read on my intention is not to offend people. I don’t try to look flight for the most eccentric people, either, I just look for people in their natural state. The law is on my side: you are allowed to take pictures of people in public spaces. Still there is a ‘report this image’ button on my website which I encourage people to use. .... 21.... photography ............................... .... 22.... photography ............................... .... 23.... photography ............................... .... 24.... photography ............................... .... 25.... column ...................................... Chloë King The last tattoo? “It means: ‘you can undo on my ‘must do before it your mistakes,’” I say becomes legal’ list. My proudly to my sixth form friend Andrew got one friends as they squint at of an ankh around his my new tattoo. We’re bellybutton. It reminded drinking quadruple me of the temples I visited vodkas, lime and soda - in Egypt with my dad and the low-budget pub drink torsos on Top of the Pops. that screams ‘seventeen!’ So I asked him for the “It looks like the Miss address of the parlour he Selfridge logo,” replies used in Stoke Newington. The journey from one, and, if I know my face, it drops. I skulk off to the damp toilet with Brighton was long, but not nearly long enough its doors plastered in vintage Beano cartoons and to decide on an image to etch permanently on I peer over my shoulder at my new back. My a slab of my pale teenage flesh. My friend Alice friend is right. It does look like the Miss Selfridge came for the ride but quickly became tired and logo. Why didn’t I notice that? Maybe 12 hours bored, leaving me with another point to prove. ago, when I was choosing it out of the book? The parlour had none of the drama I imagined it That tattoo has followed me around for fifteen would, but I charged in determined. I demanded years. People used to ask me about it but as you the tattooist give me one that day, for less than get older, if people espy bad taste they usually £50. The artist was ambivalent and getting the restrain from mentioning it. My tat reached a tattoo was sore. peak of unacceptability when I was at Camber- It’s not something I would do again in a hurry. well College of Art, studying alongside tattooists I’ve agonised over a full sleeve but I don’t trust like Saira Hunjan and other people whose body myself to choose something because surely, if an art genuinely expressed their creativity. image chooses you, it makes for a better tattoo? Except, perhaps my shit tattoo does too? Truth is, if I got another tat it would be medi- Getting your first tattoo can be romantic. You tated, invested in. It wouldn’t have any of the can sit for years dreaming up what it will be like, spontaneity or stupidity of my first and so surely sketching away; listening to Green Day; saving it would make me feel old and sensible, or worse, the money. You can do what Mr did, and have it would be another status job. You see; the errors your best mate carve a skull into your ankle you make the first time you do something are with a scalpel and draw over it in biro. For me, forgivable, lovable, poetic, even. The next time however, getting a tattoo was just another thing though, they’re just mistakes. .... 26.... column ........................................... John Helmer Gets a dry-clean ‘And what’s this?’ A manicured fingernail taps a tie, day, when she had to explain to a less understand- one of three spread across the counter. ing attendant than this one why her husband’s suit ‘Maybe … Southern Rhone?’ looked like he’d been buried in it. ‘That won’t come out, I’m afraid.’ We move on to The July air was fragrant, I remember, as we made the suits. ‘Looks like you sat in something.’ our way home from The Open House that night, ‘Pumpkin?’ I suggest; ‘sweet potato?’ The woman and this birthday boy, torpid with contentment, behind the counter struggles to conceal her mirth. decided to rest himself on a low churchyard wall Either that or I shat myself. against a hedge. To this day I curse the Methodists In even worse condition is my pin-striped Piranha who planted privet instead of a more supportive suit, peppered with fag burns as if from volleys of shrub like yew. When Kate turned around (as she birdshot. What exactly happens to me when I put tells it) I had disappeared. She finally located me on a suit? under the hedge, fast asleep, and had to call Freddy The answer is all too visible – not only to her, but out to carry me home. ‘… Then, when I took his suit also to the queue steadily forming at my back. to the dry cleaners, his pockets were full of leaves!’ Because although the room is cavernous, and practi- How we all laugh. Every time. cally empty apart from rails of polythene-wrapped The manicured fingernail taps. ‘That looks like—’ clothes, the area of the shop given over to custom- ‘A shaving cut,’ I say, too quickly. ers is small: none of them can help but register the ‘What’s it doing down there though ..? Perhaps best slob life being detailed here in gravy, mayo and not ask.’ She flashes me a confidential smile. Confi- chip fat. It’s a tale of bolted takeaways dential between the two of us and the ever growing in midnight termini. Meal deals at the queue – which I notice as I glance around for the sort of hotel where they serve Prawn first time includes Poppy’s old headmaster – and a Cocktail with extra Marie Rose sauce local GP whose mental prescription pad I imagine and no irony. Showy-off plates full filling itself out, as he watches one last gravy-spat- of sleeve-coating foams, reductions tered tie cross the desk, with a course of statins. and jus … Only … looking at them all, clutching bags-for-life It’s not that I suspect they might be full of their own embarrassing secrets, something judging me, I know they are. I can occurs to me. Perhaps it’s not disapproval that smell it – even above the reek of dry causes this shuffling of feet, this pointed coughing. cleaning chemicals. Perhaps it’s impatience. I blame my wife for putting me ‘Pay now or later?’ The woman behind the counter through this ordeal. Kate doesn’t put reaches for her famously malfunctioning cash my dry cleaning in any more. Not since machine. the time, after one particular JH birth- ‘Later, please.’ .... 27.... column ........................................... Notes from North Village Lizzie Enfield “I saw him in the North Village the other day,” I Oh, yes. BN1. say to a friend from Hove, or ‘Hove Actually’ or “The North Village?” My friend rolls her eyes. “Is ‘Almost Aldrington Actually,’ depending on your that what you call Fiveways?” point of view or where you hail from. “What? Er… no. It’s the name of a café,” I explain, Everyone seems a bit cagey about exactly where but the damage is done. they live in the city. I know someone who, without She thinks Fiveways residents see themselves as failure, prefaces her address with a faux cough and part of a village. She thinks we think we live in continues with ‘the Slade.’ the equivalent of Greenwich Village, New York. I find the pseudonym and the ‘ahem’ mildly Maybe we do. There are certainly villagey aspects infuriating. Why not just say ‘Portslade?’ But she’s to the area. There are local shops, with signs not alone. Another friend who lives in ‘Ahem, the emphasizing just how local they are, selling local Slade’ always refers to the place as ‘BN47.’ food labelled to emphasize its localness and local Initially, I thought this was more likely to be schools taking local kids. They don’t have visible ‘Ahem, the Mouth’ i.e. Portsmouth. BN47 seemed labels but you can tell - they carry musical instru- too far away from neighboring BN3 to be reached ments and other downright giveaways. in just one more stop on the train. I recognize people, when I see them elsewhere in What happened to 4-46, I wondered? And in the the city, as living locally. time I spent wondering, I conjured up an imagi- “I think I’ve seen you wandering around Five- nary land between ‘Almost Aldrington’ and ‘Ahem, ways,” is a frequent method of introduction. I’m the Slade’ full of magical creatures and mythical a writer. I have to wander around a lot for work beasts that only those with special and have coffee in The North Village (it really is powers could enter. a café). Then someone pointed out And we have residents’ associations and that Hassocks, Lewes etc. Neighborhood Watch schemes and all had BN postcodes probably more than the average and for some reason they number of street parties. Our street sprinkled the numbers even has a rolling dinner party. about a bit before heading Within about two hours of having on down the coast. (And, moved into our house we’d agreed yes, that got me to imagin- to host the cheese course. Correc- ing the anarchist in the Post tion. I’d agreed to host the cheese Office who came up with course. Other half was prowling and that little plan. I bet that growling; “If I’d wanted to move to livened up a dull day in the a village, I’d have moved to a f***ing office…) village”. But where was I? Little did he know…. .... 29.... .... 30.... Photo by Adam Bronkhorst interview .......................................... mybrighton: Tim Crouch Playwright, director and actor Are you local? I was brought up in Bognor, which Bar in Kemptown tugs on my emotions. I’ve had a is sort of local. I went to university in Bristol, met few Brighton friends die recently and each time the my wife, had two kids, and started to make theatre. Bristol has become the place of refuge for the griev- I missed the deeply shelving pebble beaches of my ers. They do good food, too, and there’s a great view childhood, so we moved to Brighton in 1998. It was of the sea. Bom-Bane’s, nearby on George Street, is a the best move we ever made. uniquely Brighton institution with great food made Where do you live? In Hanover. In 1997 I was in a by real people and an eclectic programme of live touring production of Caryl Churchill’s Light Shin- performance. ing in Buckinghamshire which played at St Martin’s When did you last swim in the sea? In October. I Church on the Lewes Road. We used to drink in the swam all year round once, but I spend long periods Hanover pubs after performances, and I really liked touring abroad every winter. To swim year round the feeling of the place. The People’s Republic of you have to do it regularly. The sea’s actually fine up Hanover. We bought a house in Cobden Road. Did it till around December, but in January and February up, had a third child there. No plans to leave. it gets fucking cold. I like to jog to the nudist beach, What do you like about Brighton? It feels like it’s swim, dry off, and run back home. I like the swim- still in an experimental stage. It’s still curious about ming area buoys. They’re like my friends. It’s a sad itself – bi-curious. Also there are a lot of different day when they’re taken out of the sea [for winter] and political colours here. There are a lot of colours in put in a triangle of wire fencing near the Crazy Golf general, in fact. Blue rinses sit alongside pink mohi- – like clipped birds unable to fly. cans, and they rub along quite well. How do you spend your Sunday afternoons? At And you started writing here… I was in my late the moment, watching rugby. My third child, Joe, is a thirties and realised I’d been slogging away as an fine sportsman. He used to play football for the Hol- actor for too long. You can’t plan that kind of life. So lingbury Hawks and Dean Valley, and now he plays I started a PhD and wrote my first play, My Arm, at rugby for the Brighton Blues. It’s much more civilised the kitchen table. It’s a conceptual piece that gently on the touchline at the rugby. fucks with the audience’s heads. I wanted to challenge Where would you live if not in Brighton? It can’t realism as the dominant form in theatre. I started happen soon because it would be unfair to Joe, whose performing it in friends’ houses in 2002. I took it life here as a teenager – going to Dorothy Stringer, to Edinburgh the next summer, and it’s been in my playing in a band – I envy. But I’d like to spend some repertoire ever since. time living in the Sussex countryside one day, to the Where do you hang out? When we were look- west of Brighton, in the gentle curve of the Downs. ing for somewhere to live I went into the Constant I’d like to open my front door onto that one day. It’s Service on Islingword Road and asked the barman probably to do with my age… Interview by Alex Leith if Hanover was a good place. He said yes, so he’s Tim is performing in his own play, I, Malvolio, at the to blame. (And they do great roasts.) The Bristol Dome Studio, 13th and 14th of March. .... 31.... brighton in history .......................................... Maria Fitzherbert The love of George IV’s life He lied to her and cheated on her and was they met. She liked dancing and music, and had a sometimes cruel. He dumped her twice for other ‘lively’ sense of humour, biographer James Mun- women. He was not above using suicide threats son notes, but was also a ‘woman of considerable to win her, or to win her back. He coaxed her into pride,’ who cared strongly about propriety and a secret wedding, then humiliated her by getting respectability. It was marriage or nothing. a friend to publicly deny it had happened. He re- By law, no-one married to a Catholic could suc- peated the humiliation by marrying again, as if she ceed to the throne, and Prince George was first had merely been his mistress. Yet she was clearly in line. This should have put him off, but, after the love of his life, and he risked the throne to be they met in March 1784, he began a reckless and with her. And she seems to have loved him too. It relentless courtship. She planned to go to Europe was, as one book on Mrs Fitzherbert points out, ‘a to avoid his attentions; when he heard this, he very strange love story’. ‘stabbed himself and made out that it was a suicide *** attempt,’ biographer Saul David notes. “I read that his education consisted of quite a lot She went to Europe anyway. George ‘cried by of floggings,” Royal Pavilion guide Louise Peskett the hour,’ according to a contemporary account, says. “That’s what his father thought would make ‘rolling on the floor, striking his forehead, tearing his sons into good upstanding men. But, if we look his hair, falling into hysterics…’ He wrote her at his upbringing in 21st-century eyes, basically frequent, passionate letters, sometimes threatening he was an abused child who had a very remote suicide. She resisted for more than a year. relationship with his parents. “I’d have thought if you fake suicide and batter “And, sure enough, he became a person who someone with letters and send messengers all over couldn’t control his impulses very well, who Europe for them…” Peskett says, “you’d think, seemed to have problems with addiction, we’d after a couple of months he would have thought call it these days. Back then he was just a person ‘oh, ok then, never mind’. She must have really who drank and spent lots of money and took lots meant a lot to him. of laudanum and things. These days, it would be “I think she genuinely did like him, but her feet ringing alarm bells; we’d say ‘that’s a person with were on the ground. She was older and more ex- problems’.” perienced, she could see the bigger picture and the Prince George was reckless with money, impulsive, problems it could cause, and put her good sense melodramatic, and sometimes selfish. But he was before her heart.” also intelligent, witty, charming and sociable. Tall Nonetheless, they married in December 1895, in and handsome in his youth, he had a series of secret. Their relationship status became a popular lovers, all of whom were content to be mistresses. subject of gossip. The prince manipulated his Maria Fitzherbert wasn’t. friend, the MP Charles Fox, to deny the marriage She was six years older than him, a convent-edu- in Parliament; George then went to Mrs Fitz- cated Catholic who’d been widowed twice before herbert and claimed to be astonished at what Fox .... 32.... had said. A witness claimed: ‘Maria turned very pale, and made no reply.’ She refused to see George for some time, which made him so distressed that his health suffered. After she took him back, they went to Brighton for the summer of 1786, where they were ‘a picture of romantic contentment,’ according to those brief but happy months, the prince appeared to be a reformed character. He drank only moderately, gambled hardly at all, and entertained quietly.’ In the next few years, they spent a lot of time together in Brighton. “It was one of the places they escaped to,” Peskett says, “where they could sort of play at domestic bliss: ‘we’re just an ordinary married couple’, enjoying life and being very cosy and everything.” However, things were going less well by late 1793, Saul David notes. She had ‘long disapproved of his dissolute lifestyle and disreputable friends’. He was so extravagant that she ‘often had to lend him money’. He frequently cheated on her. One of his mistresses, Lady Jersey, convinced the Prince ‘that his unpopularity with the people was due to Mrs Fitzherbert and her religion,’ biographer Valerie Irvine writes. ‘She also told him that Maria had Illustration by Joda jonydaga.weebly.com a magazine called Royal Romances. ‘In been heard to say she was only interested in his rank, not in his person.’ In June 1794, the prince dumped his wife by letter. By this point, George’s debts were enormous, and ‘in return for financial help, the king insisted that he should marry a Protestant princess,’ the Dictionary of British History notes. So, in 1795, he wed Caroline of Brunswick, who he didn’t really like. They separated the following year. After another series of ‘increasingly desperate’ overtures, Mrs Fitzherbert took him back around 1800, Saul David notes. She had been looking after a child called Minney Seymour, and “it sounds like they had quite a happy domestic few years, playing parents with this little girl, in some kind of domestic bliss,” Peskett says. When Minney’s parents died, there was a custody battle between her family and Mrs Fitzherbert, who was devoted to the child. Minney’s relatives Lord and Lady Hertford helped Maria; they became the child’s legal guardians, and let Mrs Fitzherbert keep her. >>> .... 33.... Maria Fitzherbert (cont) Maria was very grateful, but then Lady Hertford became the Prince’s latest mistress, and “used her influence on George to widen the gap between them,” Peskett says. “Apparently their relationship sort of limped on, but not with the passion that it had had previously.” To keep her own affair secret, Lady Hertford forced Mrs Fitzherbert to play the dutiful wife at social events, threatening to take Minney away if she didn’t. Maria told the Prince his latest fling piness of both our lives’. The final breakup came in June 1811, a few months after George had been made Prince Regent. Having been invited to a fête at George’s London residence, Mrs Fitzherbert was told she wouldn’t be seated anywhere near the Prince. Portrait by Sir Joshua Reynolds had ‘quite destroyed the entire comfort and hap- “That’s how he let it be known to her that he what was at stake for him, what he was risking… didn’t need her anymore, that she was dispensed So that helps us to understand his point of view with,” Peskett says. as well.” “He was very mercurial and led by his heart… After 1811, they wrote to each other ‘occasion- Whereas she seems to have been quite calm and ally, but their letters were confined to practical had her feet on the ground,” Peskett continues. matters, usually money,’ according to Royal Ro- “I think she was a kind of safe harbour for the mances. She lived mainly in Brighton from about tumultuous waves of his personality. George’s 1815, and if she met the King there, they would mother, during one of their ruptures, wrote ‘exchange frosty glances’. It’s frequently said that to her and asked her to make it up with him, the people of Brighton were very fond of Maria, because his behaviour was so bad without her as and this has been suggested as one reason that a steadying influence. George’s later trips to Brighton were mostly “I think she was very strong and stoic. But how spent in seclusion in the Pavilion. must she have felt? To be rejected for other Before George died, in 1830, he ensured that women, and this blowing-hot-and-cold thing he would be buried with a locket containing a they had going on. And, from the time he lied to picture of her. When told of this gesture, Maria her about Fox’s statement having nothing to do was seen to be crying. Steve Ramsey with him, she must have known that she couldn’t With many thanks to Louise Peskett, who really trust him, despite these violent protesta- gives women’s-history themed walking tours of tions of love. That must have really been dif- Brighton during the Fringe. See her website, ficult. But, of course, she would have been aware historywomenbrighton.com. .... 35.... science festival .......................................... In search of the poly grail Rosie Wilby wonders: ‘Is Monogamy Dead?’ Rosie Wilby is a comedian more, but admit to it less.” who is currently involved in a The key, she believes, is for relationship. It is a monogamous couples to be more tolerant of relationship. It is by no means their partners gaining sexual her first. gratification from other people, Her latest comedy show, which not in the form of discreet she has been performing for a affairs but, more interestingly, while, and which she is bringing polyamory, whereby it is agreed to town as part of the Brighton by both that either can sleep Science Festival, questions the with other partners. “One of validity of such monogamous the key points about polyamory relationships in the modern age. is that people are being honest Her argument is quite simple. rather than dishonest,” she says. She has noticed that more and The subject of show is intended to be taken seriously by the more people she knows, gay and straight (she falls into the former category) seem to audience, but as a comedian, Rosie is also playing for struggle to keep a relationship going for more than a laughs. “There are spoofy extras like my lab coat and few years. safety goggles, and my flip chart… [for] bad draw- There are many factors in play, but the main one, she ings and flaky graphs and stuff.” There is plenty of says, is that after a while partners stop being as sexu- audience participation. “It’s a bit like Family Fortunes: ally stimulated by one another as they once were. And I ask the audience to shout out what they consider to sleeping with somebody else isn’t acceptable within constitute infidelity. It’s interesting what they come the structure of a traditional relationship. out with. One person shouted ‘oral sex in a car’. I “So it seems we have moved towards serial monog- mean, why only in a car?” amy, as a solution,” she says. “It’s quite a destructive So, it needs to be asked, has she agreed with her part- way of living. In effect [when you break up] you lose ner that they can be polyamorous? They are not quite your home, friends, emotional stability. Time and at that point, she admits. “In our relationship we’ve time again.” started to have more and more discussions about our Received wisdom has it that it’s generally men who boundaries, and we’re at a place where we have more get itchy looking for sex outside the relationship, but fluid boundaries, and a lot of my friendships are love- Rosie has read around the subject and suspects that affair friendships, which are essentially non-sexual women may struggle even more with monogamy. “A friendships but have a romantic element. [This is] book came out last year, What Women Want by Daniel very much a movable feast in as far as we’re keeping Bergner, [which] talked about this very powerful force on and seeing what works.” Alex Leith of female sexuality and how women are turned on Is Monogamy Dead? plays at the Dukebox Theatre, by a whole range of things and actually crave variety 6.30pm, Feb 21st. .... 37.... science festival .......................................... Ghost Busting Paranormal expert Caroline Watt “I’m not some sort of ghostbuster,” Why we interpret such experiences Dr Caroline Watt explains, with as paranormal is one of the questions the patience of one who has that fascinates Watt. Some of us, she explained this many times before. believes, are predisposed to such “I run experiments in ‘haunted’ thoughts; “People who are sensitive, locations, but not because I assume neurotic, suggestible, those who get paranormal phenomena exist. really absorbed in a task or a movie – What interests me is why people these are all characteristics associated feel they have had a paranormal with paranormal experience.” Others experience.” may choose to believe: “Personally, For more than 30 years Watt has I’m with Richard Dawkins on this been dedicated to the niche field one, and think science and nature is wonderful enough in its own right. of parapsychology - the scientific investigation of paranormal beliefs and experiences. But some people prefer to think that there’s more She is based at Edinburgh University’s Koestler to life than meets the eye. I suppose it makes things Unit, the country’s foremost – indeed, only – para- seem more interesting.” psychology research centre, where her colleagues A few years ago, she and her partner Richard include a former magician who is ‘an authority Wiseman (the couple met when the renowned on the history of deception’ and a philosopher psychology professor was a postgraduate at the interested in the possibility that we can predict the Koestler unit) launched The Signs of Ghosts, an future. Watt’s own specialisms include the study of online project that invited people to submit their precognitive dream experiences and of telepathy. ‘unexplained’ pictures of ghostly images on tree Her interest is fired by intellectual curiosity rather trunks, in pieces of toast – you get the idea. Many than personal experience. The only ‘paranormal’ of the ‘faces’ were recognisable only to the photog- experiences Watt can attest to are the result of rapher. “But they were adamant that this was proof scientific experiments she has engineered herself. of a ghost.” We’re programmed to see patterns and Even in favourite ghosthunter locations such as signs where they don’t really exist, she explains. Hampton Court Palace, research led her to con- The phenomenon even has a name – pareidolia. clude that any spooky experiences were more likely As part of this month’s Brighton Science Festival, the result of environmental factors than anything Watt is hosting a show that promises to dig a little supernatural. “We asked people to tell us about deeper into this subject and ‘reveal the truth’ about their emotions and mood that day and measured dowsing, telepathy and other supposedly paranor- physical factors such as temperature, humidity and mal experiences through hands-on tests and experi- electromagnetic activity in different rooms to see ments. “I hope people will come away with new if there was any correlation with the places people knowledge and, if they’re believers, thinking a little felt uneasy. Although people weren’t aware of it, more critically about what they believe.” NM their ‘paranormal’ experiences were generally a The Science of the Paranormal, 7.30pm and 9.30pm response to environmental variables.” on Feb 26 at Otherplace at The Basement. .... 38.... Comedy .......................................... Austentatious Nonsense and Sensibility They do like to put some real emotion in the storyline. But if they get an audience suggestion like Godzilla vs MegaDarcy, or Snakes On A HorseDrawn Carriage, it’s hardly going to be a weepy. And yes, they do their best to keep it authentically early-19th-century, but it’s not easy if they’re given a title like My Mobile Phone’s Broken, or The Tumblr of Mr Darcy. Though actually, the toughest titles are the vague, earnest ones, like An Air of Frivolity, or Dancing and Parris thinks, as she was irreverent, mischievous, and Dastardliness. I imagine they much prefer the funny “had a really witty streak.” As well as being witty, her suggestions, like Northanger Rabbi. novels always have an interesting cast of characters, Austentatious are a comedy-improv group whose af- and are dialogue-heavy, Parris says, a style which is fectionate spoof of Jane Austen involves improvising well suited for improv. “There’s usually a romance, a new Austen novel at every performance. Everyone which is fun. Also, I think nearly every book is an in the audience is given a piece of paper before the examination of society - that’s something we try and show, and asked to suggest a title. All these ideas are do,” as well as getting in “emotional content”. put into a hat. Two are pulled out and read aloud, “We’ve had beautiful, heartbreaking love stories, for a laugh. The third one to come out becomes the genuinely unexpected plot twists. The boy doesn’t basis of the show. always get the girl. Sometimes they live, sometimes When the group started, co-founder Rachel Parris they die. It’s perhaps slightly more dramatic than says, they had each read a few Austen novels, “and Austen, actually, because we don’t feel like we thought we’d just plough on, quite arrogantly, for need to be hemmed in by what would genuinely the first few months. But then we found we were happen in Hertfordshire, and we get suggestions sort of holding back on stage because we didn’t like Austen in Space, or Darcy and the Sharks. So know quite enough about it. Then we had quite a more dramatic things happen, but no matter what few properly geeky Austen research nights. the situation is, whether it’s in a zoo, or a swimming “And we’ve had to swot up a bit on what the man- pool, or in space, we still try and keep Austen-type ners were, who would bow, who would curtsey, what characters at the heart of it.” a Duke would say to a lady, what a lady would say Of course, they have no idea what their show at The to a servant, etc. Actually, once you get the feeling Old Market will be about, but there’s a good chance of the language, it’s really fun to do: you just have to it will involve Austen’s most famous character. be quite polite, and every so often throw a metaphor “We get Darcy suggested a lot. Darcy Does Dallas, in there.” Double 0 Darcy, that kind of thing…” Steve Ramsey Austen probably would have approved of their work, Austentatious, Fri 20, TOM, 8pm, £14/£12 .... 39.... comedy ........................... Josie Long Every cloud has its silver gag-lines to write a show, every- about the schoolgirl thing around you comedian?’ the Sunday you’re just vampiris- Times asked in 1999. ing, so you can have The article was about quite bad things hap- a 17-year-old A-Level pen to you, and you student from Orping- think: ‘Oh, I’ll get five ton who had become minutes out of this, ‘almost a veteran of that’s alright…’ the alternative comedy circuit.’ She’d loved drama and performing at school, Photo by Giles Smith ‘Heard the one “It’s been helpful with this show, because a lot of this show’s about heartbreak and as well as TV comedy, so, as a 14th-birthday hard things that have happened, and it’s kind of present, her mother had bought her a place on helpful to know that I can try and write comedy a comedy workshop. ‘At 15 she was on the same about them. That’s quite cathartic, and it’s a way bill as Jo Brand and Harry Hill.’ At the time of of taking things that were painful and making the article, she was in the final of the BBC’s New them less so. Comedy Award, which she won. “But in other ways it is really weird, because I Now aged 32, and a cult favourite, with three Per- don’t know what my life would be like without it; rier nominations, Josie Long was surprised to be I’ve never had a time where I wasn’t, in some part asked repeatedly about her teenage years. “Is this, of the back of my mind, thinking about making like, a magazine for young people?” she asks, add- comedy in some way.” ing with enthusiasm that that would be “COOL!” Is she able to have that sense of perspective at the I reply that I just thought it was ‘an angle’. time that bad things are happening to her? “Er, “Hang on, let me try and think more about it. It not really, which is good, I think. If you’re, like, was 15 or 16 years ago now. It’s funny, because being dumped, and while you’re literally being I’ve been doing comedy longer than I’ve not dumped you’re thinking, ‘oh, this will make a been doing it, so it’s kind of always been a part good Edinburgh show’, that’s not good. On the of my life, and a part of how I live and process whole I think I’m alright. It’s only ever afterwards my thoughts. It’s so weird to think of it like that, that I’m like [this could be funny]. Though I think like I’ve never been without it, and there’s never once I got mugged and it was really scary and I been… I very rarely thought of giving it up or not thought ‘I’m going to talk about this on stage’, doing it.” while it was happening.” Steve Ramsey Does that give her a strange perspective on the Josie Long: Cara Josephine, Feb 19, Brighton world? “Sometimes. Sometimes if you’re trying Dome Corn Exchange, 8pm, £14/£12 .... 40.... comedy .......................................... Omid Djalili Why performing beats partying When my daughter was two, I went to a children’s show and lost her. I thought: ‘Christ, she’s not on my lap anymore!’ Everyone started laughing because she went up on stage, and just stood there and looked at the crowd and beamed a smile - didn’t do anything, just smiled. I felt that was like me: I just want to be on stage. I’ve got nothing to say, I just want to stand there and look at a crowd. I always felt very at home on stage, but very uncomfortable in the classroom, very uncomfortable in a pub. I couldn’t stand being at parties. People would be drinking, snogging, doing activities that were totally alien to me. It felt more natural to me to stand on stage saying nothing than being at a party, or in a pub holding a drink. Stand-up comedy is such a minefield. From the So I gravitated towards the stage, and then it was a moment you stand on stage, even the way you are real struggle to say something that was of any value. introduced, the way you come on stage, every single I think that’s been my struggle, and still is… I really second of it can affect… you can do a brilliant show, don’t know if what I say connects with people, I and then do one thing the audience doesn’t like, have no idea. But people still come, they pay money, show a weird political viewpoint or say something so something must be going alright. slightly dodgy, and they will hate you; you can It’s not just about the laughs; it’s about connect- literally crumble like a load of dominoes. I think ing with people. But an audience is different every that’s the amazing beauty of it, but also what makes night. That’s the risk of it. It can go horribly wrong, it really scary. and you won’t know why. It could be a couple of But when you’re on stage you have total control. At people in a room with a bad energy, that you could a party I think I don’t have control. That’s the thing. pick up on, and it could completely destroy you. Stand up can be a totally free experience, because You have the mental strength to not be affected by you are, every second, every step, setting the agenda. it. If you’re playing in front of 3,000 people, some- I think that’s all it is: comedians, we’re mentally ill times it’s like Euston station: 2,800 people are lov- control freaks, and we’d much rather be on stage ing it, but you can see 200 people on their phones, than at a party because at a party there are so many there’s a comedian who you really respect who’s fast variables. Anything can happen. asleep, a couple of pretty girls are talking, a reviewer As told to Steve Ramsey who you respect is writing something… You have to Omid Djalili: Iranalamadingdong, Sun 15, Theatre learn to phase all that out, and just do the show. Royal, 8pm, £26.90 .... 41.... local musicians .......................................... ATheCurious Life Levellers are back The Levellers are back on tour this month with an acoustic show at the De La Warr Pavilion in Bexhill alongside a screening of A Curious Life – a Photo by Judith Burrows new music doc about the band’s early years made by Chumbawamba’s Dunstan Bruce. We chatted to artist, archivist and whisky-loving bass player Jeremy Cunningham (pictured, with dreads). Does it still surprise you how popular The Levellers became? Kind of. But we’re a shit-hot band! Did you ever think you’d be doing a seated missing out on our rise and that it had nothing to acoustic gig at an art deco theatre in Bexhill? do with them. The left wing/anarchist squat scene No, but it sounds interesting. My dad was a biker we came from was completely alien to them. And back in the day – did the Isle of Man TT race. And I think most of them genuinely just didn’t like our he used to ride the murder mile or some such by music. Or us, particularly. Which is fair enough. It Bexhill. So I know the name, though I’ve never was their personal attacks and piss-taking of our been there. fans that really upset us. You seem to be very much the focus of the film. Is it weird watching back the early years of the Isn’t it unusual for a bass player to get so much band? It was great watching the early stuff. We attention? How did it all come about? It was had no idea some of that had been filmed. Obvi- Dunstan’s idea. It’s his baby. We took him on the ously you see me tracking down the footage from Our Forgotten Towns tour of out-of-the-way places Glastonbury ’92 in the film but the earlier stuff back in 2010 to do a daily video blog. That worked from ’88 was shot by mates of ours for their art col- so well I think he pitched the idea of the film after lege projects. We had to go to Australia to get some that. I seemed the most comfortable in front of the of that! It’s all going on the extras of the Curious Life camera on that blog and don’t have any family com- DVD. mitments like the others, so they reckoned I should What was Brighton like when the band started? do it. Half of them hate being filmed anyway. As for Brighton was a lot rougher and shabbier in the 80s. bass players getting attention... Not all bass players But there’s still a lot of alternative types here and are made equal. Haha! unusual characters. I love it! I’m not sure when we’ll How much were The Levellers’ spats with the be coming back but we almost certainly will at some music press to do with the band’s politics? Well, point. Interview by Ben Bailey they hadn’t really heard of us ‘til we were playing The Levellers play an acoustic show with a film 700-1000 cap venues and then they felt foolish for screening at De La Warr Pavilion in Bexhill on Sat 28. .... 42.... local musicians .......................................... Ben Bailey rounds up the Brighton music scene THE SPOKEN HERD Thurs 12, Komedia, 8pm, £5/3 Throw a dozen musicians into the ring with two of Brighton’s top MCs and sprinkle with audience suggestions. The result is a washingmachine jumble of genres, ideas and on-your-toes freestyling. Promising improvised film narrations and choose-yourown-adventure lyrical games, The Spoken Herd take up their residency at Komedia this month after similar stints at The Bee’s Mouth and Fortune of War. Led by Brighton rappers-about-town Gramski and John Clark, the band brings the spirit of hip hop ciphers to bear on the world of comedy crowd participation, all wrapped up in eccentric wordplay. It feels like anything can happen and if it does it will probably rhyme. BREATHE PANEL Tues 13, The Hope, 8pm, £5 They only formed in August but Breathe Panel have already had a song featured on a Beech Coma compilation, been used in an Urban Outfitters advert and reviewed in the NME. The track in question, On My Way, is two-and-a-half minutes of shimmery dream pop with an old-school indie sheen and hints of bands like Deerhunter and Real Estate. It’s also their only song, it seems. Curiously, of the three gigs Breathe Panel have played, their first was also at The Hope, one was in a WW2 bunker and the other was at Vice magazine’s notorious Shoreditch HQ, The Old Blue Last. Breakthrough talent or hipster hype? You decide! .... THE ACADEMY OF SUN Thurs 19, The Old Market, 8pm, £8 Garnering praise from artist-musician Meredith Monk must have been encouraging for Nick Hudson, the singer and pianist behind The Academy Of Sun. Arguably a cross between an avant-garde composer and a somewhat ambitious pop performer, this long-time Brighton musician is just as likely to give us an extended set of orchestral drones as he is to break out into psychedelic rock or bring it down for a lyrically mischievous piano ballad. The support is equally diverse: a shoegaze space opera based on the myth of Persephone from LA artist Carisa Bianca Mellado, and Thomas White’s new 10-piece jazz rock project, Fiction Isle. REMI MILES Sun 22, Prince Albert, 8pm, £5 The Virginia-born singer has been knocking around Brighton for a while, but his recent support slot for The Ting Tings saw him reinvented as a suave and suited pop star in the making. While his previous output may have been purged from the web in a Soviet-style PR move, what remains is a fine piece of breezy soul pop with a ‘Beat It’ bassline and a Duran Duran groove. 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That was a great time; I didn’t have any Parlophone’s fastest-selling debut since Please kids and we were just living it up, going out all the Please Me, and spent 36 weeks in the charts. time and popping next door to the pub and falling They had a big hit with Alright, and generally home late that evening. ‘provoked frenzy’, in Caitlin Moran’s words. The “I think Brighton was really moving up at that band even had a meeting with Steven Spielberg, point as well, musically. It was coming out of the who wanted to make a TV series about them. club thing to reveal some cool guitar music, and I Songs they were working on for their second think the band scene in Brighton was picking up album were ‘among some of the most keenly quite a lot, right through the late 90s, so timing- anticipated of the Nineties,’ Moran claimed. wise it was great for me, to go to great gigs and This was the state of Coombes’ career at the start feel that vibe.” of 1997, when he and his long-term girlfriend “We left around 2005/06, after we’d had our first decided to move to Brighton. child. I think all our mates were still living it up He’d been happily living in a big house in Oxford and had no kids yet. We suddenly found ourselves with her, Supergrass drummer Danny Goffey, staying in loads more, and I guess we couldn’t and a few other people, “but it got a little bit enjoy the nightlife and that side of it… amongst mental. There were a few violent crimes and a lot other things. My mum was really ill at the time of drugs, a lot of heroin around at that time, and as well, which sort of pulled me back towards a few people that I was close to got into all that Oxford. But I look back and think for those nine shit. It pushed me away from Oxford a bit. I don’t years, it was just perfect; I’ve got nothing but think we even knew many people in Brighton, we great memories of Brighton. Every time I go just felt it was a good spot to go to.” back there I feel like there’s part of me that’s back They started off renting in “a rural family street in home.” Steve Ramsey Hove,” which was an odd place for a young rock Gaz Coombes’ second solo album, Matador, is out star. “But we’d go into the centre most nights; now; he performs at The Old Market on Thurs 5th, there’s endless great pubs in Brighton. A year after 7.30pm, £15 .... 45.... music .......................................... Beki Bondage Punk’s not dead I remember you on the front cover of the NME and Melody Maker in the 80s. Did this sort of thing go to your head? No it didn’t go to my head, it was just a bit of fun, but I was very flattered to be ‘elected’ ‘Punk Prime Minister’. When punk burst onto the scene it was largely a teenage thing. How has it evolved over the years? It’s still a teenage thing in poorer parts of the world like Malaysia, as it allows you to belong to a gang yet still retain your individuality and creativity. Here in the UK it’s for all ages, and it’s definitely but just sounds lazy in older bands. I think that you less elitist than it was in the 80s and embraces other have to remain defiant to stay sane and survive. forms of music a lot more easily than it used to. Once a punk, always a punk. Perhaps alternative people have realised that as a Has the way audiences react to Vice Squad minority they need to stick together. changed over the years? What sorts come to So punk’s not dead? Punk’s cultural impact is your gigs? In the early days the audiences were huge, it’s now a world-wide movement and you quite violent whereas they’re less intent on damag- see and hear it everywhere in mainstream fashion ing each other these days, though thankfully we still and music. Every day kids all over the world pick get mosh pits and stage divers. We get people of up guitars because of punk, in fact in countries like all ages and backgrounds: punks, goths, metalheads Colombia they make their own guitars, but most and skins and all the variations in between. Money importantly they question the world around them is tight these days so people want a good show for rather than being apathetic. It’s great to see punk their hard-earned cash and that’s what we deliver. permeating different generations, seeing young kids You refused to let EMI push you into the main- at gigs and seeing older people who’ve stayed punk stream. Why? Have you ever regretted this? I through thick and thin. was very young and naive and thought most main- Have your attitudes softened? No, I’m a lot stream music was lame and my whole life revolved angrier about the world than I was in my teens around punk, plus I was living at home with my and it’s good to be able to express these feelings in parents so didn’t realise how hard it is to survive on songs. I’m a better songwriter nowadays and we your own. After I’d left home and lived in poverty have a bigger sound because we’ve been playing for for a few years I sometimes regretted my decision, years. I wouldn’t want us to sound like we did as but in the long run it’s perhaps been for the best as kids because being a bit out of tune or out of time is we have our own label and are completely DIY. AL charming and fresh in teenagers in their first band Vice Squad, Prince, Albert, Friday 6 Feb, 8pm, £11.50 .... 46.... music .......................................... The Jesus and Mary Chain ‘We were always supposed to be a road map’ The shoe arcs through the Too right. air, and you can see for some I ask him about his relation- time that it’s going to hit the ship with the music press: big-haired young man sing- those persistent comparisons ing melodious lyrics which with the Velvet Under- sweeten the air through a ground. “That was just lazy,” wall of competing feedback he says. “I mean if some- from his brother’s guitar. one tried to sum up your It’s February 1986, and I’m personality in two sentences, watching my favourite band it wouldn’t cover what you of the time, The Jesus and were all about, would it?” Mary Chain, perform at Does he think, I offer, trying Lanchester Poly, Coventry. to butter him up a little, that The all-in-black foursome have been playing mate- the music his band produced was itself influential? rial from their album Psychocandy, which has been “I’ve been told we’re still relevant to people who out for three months, a collection of angst-ridden have come along since,” he says. “We were brought songs in their trademark bitter-sweet style, which up on punk, but we forged way ahead. The Jesus and has been billed ‘The Shangri-Las meet the Velvet Mary Chain was always meant to be a road map.” Underground’. They’ve been on for 26 minutes: Reid’s relationship with his brother, Will, was if the flying object connects with singer Jim Reid, famously tempestuous. Has that dynamic, I wonder, I know he will take the band off, never to return. been a positive or a negative force to the Mary The Mary Chain have become famous for their Chain? “We argue a lot, but no bones were ever ridiculously short sets. broken. It was the sparks that fly from the relation- 29 years later, and I’m on the phone to Reid. I ship that makes the band work.” remind him about the gig, and about those angry It’s interesting to hear the present tense. The band stormings off. From the tone of his response, it’s persistently topped the alternative charts, and even not a well-chosen first question. “I’m so boooored had a couple of top ten hits in the commercial ones with people going on about those short gigs. It before splitting in 1998, but reformed in 2005, and only happened half a dozen times.” His accent is in February are touring again, playing Psychocandy Glaswegian: he’s soft spoken but there’s no disguis- in its entirety, as well as a set of highlights from the ing his slight annoyance. “I mean,” I persist, “you rest of their repertoire. I’m inordinately excited by were pretty surly back in those days: have you this, having not seen them since that Lanchester ever looked back on your interviews?”. “We were Poly gig. The shoe hit him, by the way; the band drunk and full of bravado, and we felt the world was left the stage, never to return, and I still remember against us. I bet you’d be cringing if there were clips my disappointment. Alex Leith of you hanging around drunk and in your twenties.” The Jesus and Mary Chain, Brighton Dome, Feb 23 .... 47.... t h e at r e .......................................... Peter James An inspiring stag-night prank Peter James’ friends were good at stag-night pranks. One involved padlocking the groom to a seat on an overnight train; he ended up in Edinburgh at 8am, four hours before he was due to be married in Brighton. Before James’ own wedding, when he was 30, he was taken on a pub crawl around Sussex, which left him very drunk. They ended up at a burger place in Kemptown. “Then I was stripped naked by my friends, everything except from my red socks, and placed on top of a pillar box. Then they rang the police and said there was this naked pervert in Kemptown leering at people. “I don’t remember that much about it. I think the I’ll just make it all up’.” police officers were grinning quite a lot, and one of His first three published books were all “slightly them said: ‘Old enough to know better.’ And I spent tongue-in-cheek” spy stories. Then he had a big hit part of the night in a cell.” with Possession, a supernatural thriller, and allowed At that point, James was working as a film producer, himself to be labelled as a horror writer, which he fulfilling one of his childhood ambitions. Having later regretted. been to film school, he got started in the industry “In most of the books I wrote I had police charac- after putting up some money for “a really cheap ters, police involvement,” he says. After a burglary low-budget horror film shooting in Florida,” he told in the early 80s, he’d got to know some police of- Viva in 2013. “Next thing I knew, I was co-pro- ficers, and “found their world fascinating.” Then, in ducing. It was a kind of starting point” for a varied the 90s, he’d met a homicide detective called Dave career in film: his credits include The Merchant of Gaylor, who had advised him on procedural details Venice and Blood Orgy of the She-Devils. for two or three books. Another of his youthful ambitions had been writing “Macmillan approached me and asked if I’d ever novels. He’d done three as a teenager, “which got thought of writing a crime novel, creating a serious me an agent but never got published,” he says now. detective. I jumped at it; that was exactly what I Sometime in the late 70s, James decided to try wanted to do.” So he wrote a gripping book called again, partly provoked by an article he read in the Dead Simple, basing his detective on Gaylor, and Times saying there was a shortage of spy thrillers. centring the plot around something he had good He thought: ‘I could write a spy thriller!’ experience of: stag-night pranks. Steve Ramsey “I knew one person who had worked, I think, in A stage adaptation of Dead Simple is at the Theatre MI6. I said ‘can you tell me anything about it?’ She Royal, Feb 23-28. His second spy thriller, Atom Bomb said ‘I can’t, I’m not allowed to.’ So I thought ‘well, Angel, has recently been reissued by Pan. .... 49.... l i t e r at u r e .......................................... SJ Watson Reveals his pre-sleep rituals In 2009, Steve Watson was ac- male or female. cepted into the first Writing A In the past, you mentioned Novel course at the Faber Academy that reading great books in London. Two years later, the inspires you to strive to be resulting crime novel, Before I Go a better writer. What is the to Sleep, reached number seven on most inspiring book you have the US bestseller list – the highest ever read? It changes, almost position for a debut novel by a Brit- daily. But in terms of the impact ish author since JK Rowling. Since a book has had on my life, I’d say then, the book has been translated Margaret Atwood’s The Hand- into 42 languages and made into maid’s Tale. It was after reading a movie starring Nicole Kidman it that I decided I didn’t want to and Colin Firth. Watson’s highly waste any more time in a job that anticipated new novel, Second Life, wasn’t making me happy. I felt it is released on 12th February. was time to start taking my own You studied physics at the writing seriously. University of Birmingham and worked as an So far, you have written psychological thrillers. audiologist with hearing-impaired children Do you ever think about writing a humorous for the NHS in London. When did you real- novel? I’d never rule it out. But my sense of hu- ize you wanted to be a writer instead? I’ve mour is pretty dark. It might end up being a book always wanted to be a writer, for as long as I can that only I find funny. remember, and I’ve always written for my own What do you do before you go to sleep? It amusement and satisfaction. My career was a depends. I brush my teeth. I might read a book. If practical, sensible decision, but in the back of my I’m away from home I’ll usually text my partner. mind I always carried around the idea that one day But I don’t have rituals. I don’t chant, or meditate. I would start writing seriously and see if I could Perhaps I should… make a go of it. And lastly, London or Brighton? I love them Did you decide to use SJ Watson instead of both and hope I’ll never have to choose! But I’ve Steve so that people wouldn’t mistake you ended up living in London so, while I have very for the Birmingham footballer, or do you just good friends in Brighton and I love to visit, I guess think initials have more gravitas? I had no idea that means my heart’s really there. there was a Birmingham footballer called Steve Black Mustard Watson! I’m not really a huge follower of football, SJ Watson will be reading from Second Life at the to be honest. It was really because I felt SJ Watson Ropetackle Art Centre, Little High Street, Shore- sounded more ‘writerly’. And also because I liked ham, on 18th February. Tickets from the idea of people not being sure whether I was www.citybooks.co.uk. .... 50.... l i t e r at u r e .......................................... Jo Bloom Fascism in the East End Set in London’s East End in 1962, Ridley Road is a The attention to period detail in the novel is im- fictional love story woven in with real events – the peccable. “I wanted everything to feel authentic,” Jewish community’s street-level resistance to re- says Bloom, whose mother is a hairdresser… and surgent Fascism. The idea for the novel was born whose cousin is the famous stylist Daniel Herche- when Jo Bloom heard her father talking about son. “The hair, the clothes, the food.” (FYI, the the old days in the East End (where he grew up), characters mostly eat egg and chips). Historical mentioning the infamous ‘62 Group’. “I had no research took her to the Hackney Archives and idea about Fascism in 60s London. I knew I had to to Pathé reels, but the richest resource she found write about it.” closer to home. “My parents courted in Soho Bloom has run in jeans and wellies through mon- coffee bars in the 60s, whilst my grandparents had soon rains to Lark on Lowther, a bookish café near a fish shop on Cable Street. So we took a road Preston Park, to talk about her debut novel. She trip around the old haunts and I taped my parents sits steaming, drinking tea. “I was brought up in a talking about it all.” synagogue, but I could never have done the whole Has she ever moved cities for a man? “No,” says North London Jewish thing. I am the second of Jo. Work (not-for-profit agencies, journalism, PR) three sisters, the rebel. My sisters have embraced took her to Prague, New York and South London, the culture. I couldn’t keep up with the look, for a and she moved to Brighton when she was 30, start! Nor the lunches. I’m anti-social. Most days I “for a balcony on the seafront”. Now she has a stay home writing in my pyjamas.” husband, a four-year-old son and a two-book deal. Ridley Road’s heroine is, on the other hand, care- Is there any further to go? “I’d like to see Vivien fully dressed. Vivien Epstein is a young hairdresser on the big screen.” BM who moves from Manchester to London to look Ridley Road by Jo Bloom is published by Weidenfeld for a man with whom she has had a brief romance. & Nicholson. bookends On Friday 27th Feb the refurbished Guide to Kashgar) about the works of Exeter Street Hall opens for the second art that have inspired or influenced in a new monthly series of literary their three novels - from paintings to events. At Kindling a Story (how visual sculptures to 17th-century missionary art sparked three novels) Worthing- maps. Kindling a story is a free event, based writer Niyati Keni will read so come early, grab a drink at the bar, extracts from her debut novel Esperanza kick back and enjoy. Readings start at Street, and talk on stage with Vanessa 7pm. Bar opens at 6:30. BM Gebbie (author of The Coward’s Tale) Exeter Street Hall, 16-17 Exeter Street, and Suzanne Joinson (The Lady Cyclist’s Brighton, BN1 5PG .... 51.... flash fact competition .......................................... Resolution by Jon Edgell Midnight was a way off and the party was dragging, so I had the idea to turn the clock forward. As The Monster Raving Loony Party had realised in their proposal to decimalise time (thereby and February!) a time and date is only a number, a finite time in which to finish their ‘to do’ list.” so in the spirit of Interstellar why not bend it? “My cat’s New Year’s resolution is to sleep more”, Formalities over early, we wandered back to Dave’s I added unhelpfully. flat to catch Jools Holland’s (ironically pre-record- Ignoring my flippancy Dave reached towards the ed) Hootenanny. As Jools’ guests reviewed their CD player. As minimalist piano notes began to year, Dave and I turned our attention to the future. loop hypnotically, he asked “What do you hear?” “I resolve to spend more quality time with my “Nothing?” I suggested. son,” I boldly stated. “...Or everything?” Dave countered mysteriously. “I’ve got good news that will help,” Dave said. “In “Your ear expects questions and answers. But that 2015 nice Mr. Cameron is giving us an extra second.” relies on memory and expectation in our regular This was true, but alarmingly nothing to do with horizontal timeframe. But here the usual waves an election year, but rather a deceleration in the of tension and resolution are missing. You are left Earth’s rotation! with nothing upon which to hang your perception “This extra second will pass largely unnoticed, of the passing of time!” save for a few computer programmers who will be I was starting to feel dizzy. having millennium bug flashbacks.” “Your awareness begins to focus on previously in- Dave paused before venturing deeper into the visible details as you leave behind horizontal time gathering fog of Prosecco: “Time flies when you and enter the magical realm of vertical time! Being are having fun or drags when you are bored, but fully present in the moment, that’s true quality perception of time in our memory works the op- time, that’s how you can resolve to make that extra posite way, so a year spent travelling seems longer second with your son count!” he concluded with in memory than a year at the office. Time becomes a flourish. meaningless without memory and we humans have I wasn’t sure about the music expanding vertical a unique consciousness that allows us to live in time but it was having a profound effect; I had to the past or the future, which is actually more of a ask Dave to turn it off - it was making me feel sick. curse than a useful superpower.” Dave and Jon were listening to Six Pianos by Steve Reich. “My cat has a memory - she remembers where she lives,” I argued. Next month’s prompt is ‘Invisible’. True Life Stories “Maybe, but cats don’t make New Year’s resolu- of no more than 400 words, in by 12th Feb please. tions. They don’t even know what time it is, or The winning entry gets published here and receives how old they are. They don’t know that they have a £20 book token from Kemptown Bookshop .... 53.... Illustration by Lucy Williams ingeniously banishing the cold months of January BBM Sustainable Design Great looking buildings without costing the earth www.bbm-architects.co.uk art .......................................... F o c u s o n : Colin Ruffell Brighton Beach, Acrylograph What is an ‘acrylograph’? It’s a technique I’ve own work. This allowed me to self-publish my developed myself to produce unique original work, and experiment with prints that had been hybrid-technique prints. I paint a picture, using digitally manipulated. Acrylographs are the end acrylic paint on canvas, and then, when I feel it’s result of all these experiments. ready, I’ll make a giclée scan of it. After turning There’s something strange about that this into a digital file, I’ll manipulate it in Photo- seafront scene… My aim isn’t to reproduce shop on the computer. Then it’s printed out, and scenes photographically, but rather to stylise I’ll add more paint marks on top of that, adding them so they become more like how your mind texture. You can do things on the computer that remembers them. If there are two buildings with you can’t do in the studio, and vice versa, so it’s a a boring space between them, your memory will mix of old and new technology. The beauty of it edit the space out, and I often do the same. So in is that every print’s completely original. real life these stairs don’t lead to what’s below. Are you an ‘early adopter’? When I was study- Which artists have influenced you the most? ing at Portsmouth Art School we were given The paintings in the show have been influenced acrylic paint – then a new discovery – to try out. by the impressionists and post-impressionists, So I started using it with enthusiasm – we were and I always have to pay homage to the bril- given a year’s supply – and became something of liance of Turner. But also Ken Howard, and peo- a guinea pig, in this country. It was similar with ple like that. My favourite artist ever is Rothko, giclée prints – I was at a trade show in the early but the works in this show are nothing like his. 90s, and I saw somebody trying to introduce What painting would you hang on your the concept of the large-format colour digital desert island palm tree? One of my own, of printer into the art world. I bought an early my family, painted on a four-foot-square canvas version of one of these machines – people didn’t adapting a drawing by my then four-year-old know how to pronounce the word, they just daughter. Alex Leith said ‘gickle’ – and started to use it to print my Colin’s solo show, Art 35 North, till Feb 17th. .... 55.... design .......................................... .... 56.... design .......................................... Jenny King Embroidery ‘The crack cocaine of the craft world’ What do you do? I each have their own design high-end embroi- ‘handwriting’, when we deries for fashion and are in production the furnishing designers. I embroideries have to also run one of the only be super-accurate so studios left in the UK to they follow my original use Irish Industrial em- design and really pay broidery machines, which attention to detail. they stopped making in Because the Irish stitch the 1950s or 60s. They is so specific, this is an are highly specialised instant signature too, although working in machines: freehand, and with a knee bar that dictates the width of the stitch. fashion you need to constantly reinvent yourself. How did you come to do this? I was fortunate to We use our clients’ colours, fabrics and inspiration, go to the Royal College of Art. My tutor was Ka- so our studio signature is often blended into theirs. ren Nicol - who’s like the Irish Embroidery Queen Have you worked on a project that reinvented - and I just took to it. Karen really encouraged me embroidery for you? We did an embroidered and when I left university I worked for her. room for Stella McCartney. It was for the foyer of What attracts you to embroidery? If you’ve got her house apparently, and the panels were huge… the skills, it’s fast, and the finish is so good. It’s loads of wisteria, with birds flying and reeds com- also versatile: you can transfer designs from direct ing up in muted greens and purples. images or work freehand. A lot of the dresses we Is there a professional community you associ- do can be embroidered, once everything is set up, ate with locally? We are based in New England in one or two days. We recently did a dress for House, which is full of creative companies. We Vivienne Westwood that took 15, but that was a have collaborated with a couple of textile studios completely full-on one-off. there - Bobble and Larch Rose. Not many of our Using vintage machines, is your work informed clients are based in Brighton but we have created by history? It’s always inspirational looking at embroideries for Noki and Ong-Oaj Pairam. old embroideries but I constantly want to make it Is machine embroidery “the crack cocaine of modern, move it forward. We have a digital ma- the craft world,” as Kirstie Allsopp said? Well, chine, which is amazing. We can do embroideries yeah! Actually, one of the girls was saying that over that are physically impossible without it. Freehand Christmas she hadn’t embroidered for three days and digital, both are equally important. and she started to feel a bit funny! There are risks Do you have a signature style? I do, and the too. Most of us have stitched through our fingers studio does as well. I have trained all the girls at some point. It’s all part of the job. Chloë King that work for me from scratch. Although they jennykingembroidery.com .... 57.... The lowdown on... ................................ Comping Di Coke, serial competition winner When I was in my People ask me if I win a early twenties, in the lot of useless stuff, but 90s, I loved going to I’ve learnt never to go in for festivals, but couldn’t competitions where I don’t afford tickets. There want to win the prize. And were always competi- I’m never short of presents. tions in the music press Nowadays I make up a wish giving them away, so I list, and search online – Twit- started entering them, ter is good – for relevant and started winning. competitions. At the moment There were a lot more I’m looking for an iPad and postcard competi- kitchen fittings. tions then; I sent one off for Reading tickets The best prize I won was a VW Beetle, my with a picture of me with all my camping gear favourite car. In 17 years of comping I’ve won saying ‘totally ready, just need tickets’. I won the over £250,000 worth of prizes. competition, and it made me realise that however I’m a member of the Brighton Comping random the draw is meant to be, if you do some- Club. There are about 20 of us and we meet thing eye catching, you’re more likely to win. every three weeks to swap news about competi- I started winning other prizes: a guitar signed tions and talk about what we’ve won. You might by Noel Gallagher; a year’s supply of lager. I think that swapping tips makes you less likely to started looking further afield and realised there win, but we all believe in ‘comping karma’: what were a lot of competitions out there. goes round comes round. I’ve recently helped The first holiday I won was to Iceland. When two friends win cars. I met my husband ten years ago he thought I was One of the latest competitions I’ve won is for a lunatic because of my hobby, but he changed front-row seats at the London Fashion Week, his tune after I took him to LA and Barcelona. plus a night at a hotel. I’m taking a friend. I Now he enters competitions occasionally – he haven’t got a clue what to wear: I’m going to have won a day cooking with Heston Blumenthal at to win something! the Fat Duck. You can’t buy experiences like that, You can’t make a living out of comping, but I but you can win them. might be able to by writing about comping. A Most competitions are random draws but year ago I left my job in social media in order to you have more chance of winning if you enter write a book giving 100 tips to readers interested one that requires a bit of effort, whether that’s in this wonderful world. As told to Alex Leith making a video, posting a photo, or putting a Di is pictured wearing the Merrimaking animal comment on a blog. Your chances are much hood she won in a Viva Brighton competition. better because far fewer people can be bothered Check her out on her website superlucky.me or to enter. @SuperLuckyDi .... 59.... trade secrets .......................................... Dometria World-renowned dominatrix Nervous, I knock at the metal door on Little She tells me some of the stuff she does: it sounds Preston Street. After a minute or more it opens, akin to what you might expect happening in a revealing a raven-haired woman wearing a black torture chamber. latex mini-dress that leaves exposed a pair of Everything she does, she stresses, is safe, though, extraordinarily muscular, tattooed arms. I clock as she knows how far to push things. She might stiletto heels, shining eyes, powerful features, make her ‘players’ pass out repeatedly, but they’ll bulging breasts. This is Dometria, a dominatrix always wake up again. “Did you know they do of worldwide fame, and I’m about to enter her diplomas in suffocation and strangulation?” she dungeon. reveals. “My teacher said, D, you’re a blinding I’ve got to hear of Dometria though Stephanie good suffocator”. De Palma, a Brighton-based New York film “Everyone has an itch to scratch,” she says, “and I maker who has been working on a documentary am doing my players a favour. They come back to about her, called The Boss Lady. My knowledge me because this is what they want to happen. And of the world of BDSM (bondage, dominance it’s not all violent. For every whip stroke, there’s a and sadomasochism) has so far been slim – I caress. There is a great deal of love between these haven’t even read Fifty Shades of Grey. I’m led walls… and when my players walk out the door, downstairs, into the basement. with their endorphins coursing through their I get the impression that this is much more veins, they feel as big as lions.” hard-core than Fifty Shades. We walk past a All Dometria’s work is legal, and she runs a tight, room that looks like a dentist’s surgery and above-board ship. “My players come from all over into another, with a large neon sign on one the world: if they thought the place might be wall spelling out ‘Dometria’, and a number of raided, they would go elsewhere.” She earns £150 BDSM implements hung up opposite. I make an hour, which she has always charged: “it’s cheap, out long leather whips, metal clamps, gas masks. but I like players to feel they can come to me for A third room beyond, little bigger than a coal four or five-hour sessions, and we can really go store, looks like a medieval torture chamber, in deep.” She assiduously pays her taxes, using with wrist irons nailed to the wall. an accountant who specialises in adult indus- I sit on a chair that I realise many others have try clients. Her home life is ultra-normal. “On been tied to, and she tells me about her work. Saturday I like to go home, kick my shoes off, and It has nothing to do with prostitution, she says, watch random crap on TV, letting my kids boss as there is no sex involved, ‘just consensual play me around.” Two of her children still live at home between adults’. The word ‘play’ is relevant with her. Her eldest son is a prison guard. She has here: she calls her clients ‘players’, and sees her four grandchildren. job as ‘pushing them just beyond their limits’. I leave the dungeon with the impression that .... 60.... Photos by Adam Bronkhorst, www.adambronkhorst.com through her line of work she has empowered severe pain in Stephanie’s documentary, says: “I herself – her path to her current situation was have been with various mistresses over the years a tough and violent one - but also that she but none of them has the capacity to empathise empowers her clients, too, or at least helps them the way she does. It’s extraordinary.” release some of their demons, a process she terms ‘defragging’. She is providing a service, in Interview by Alex Leith, photo by Adam Bronkhorst effect, which is much appreciated by those who For info about The Boss Lady documentary contact need it. As one regular ‘player’, who endures [email protected] .... 61.... .... 62.... Photos by Adam Bronkhorst, www.adambronkhorst.com talking shop .......................................... Julian Stephens ‘Connect with a stone before you buy it’ Which pieces are business side of most popular in things, when what February? At this I really want to be time of year, we’re doing is making especially busy mak- jewellery. We ing wedding rings as do everything summer is a popular in-house – all season for weddings. of the graphics, Choosing the rings photography and is a really personal marketing – so the admin can really part of the wedding and it’s so special for me to get to be a part of mount up. Some weeks I get to spend maybe half that. Often people become very emotional when of my time at the bench, but sometimes I don’t they see their rings for the first time. People get get there at all. It can be quite stressful, but I have really into the symbolism behind the design; a great team of six staff who help with making once I designed a pair of rings for a couple which jewellery, running the shop and managing PR. slot together while they’re worn. Another couple Because of the highly personalised nature of my sent their wedding rings around the world to work, and the fact that each piece is one-off and friends and family in various countries before the individual, there are so many different techniques wedding, so that each person was connected to to learn. That’s what I love about this craft - I’ve the occasion. been making jewellery for 25 years now, but I What advice would you give to someone never stop learning. on choosing a stone? Go to a local jeweller. What do you think will be the future of lo- You can buy diamonds online now and because cal jewellers? The future of local independent they’re graded and certificated, people think that craftspeople like me entirely depends on the they know what they’re buying, but really there demand for unique, hand-crafted jewellery. We can be a lot of variation between one stone and have been in business here in the North Laine the next. When you come to someone like me, I for 13 years, through a recession, and we have can give you a choice of three or four diamonds obviously tapped into the right market as our which are around your budget and you have customers keep coming back to us. There is of a choice. It also gives you a chance to connect course a place for chain stores and mass produced with a stone before you buy it, which is really jewellery, but I don’t feel we compete; their mar- important. ket is their own. Chain stores cannot provide the How do you balance making jewellery with service, skill, knowledge or quality of craftsman- the running of the shop? The biggest challenge ship that an independent can. RC for me as a craftsperson is keeping on top of the 37 Gloucester Road, julianstephens.com .... 63.... .... 64.... brighton maker ................................ Corpo Sancto When the game is worth the candle How did Corpo Sancto begin? It all started last grown in the UK or EU and certified non-GM, Christmas when my husband asked how candles so it has a very low carbon footprint. are made... He did lots of research, I think he What has been the most challenging part of even found a book on candle-making for dum- running your business? The biggest challenge mies, and started experimenting with different is time. We both have other jobs; I manage Into ingredients. It’s much more complicated than You Tattoo on Little East Street and my husband you’d expect, the wick has to be exactly the right is in a heavy metal band called Orange Goblin, size for the candle or else it won’t burn, and you so he’s often away on tour. We don’t have the have to get the balance of ingredients exactly storage space to make large orders so we have to right. We started making the candles last Febru- work in smaller batches. We spend most evenings ary and it’s taken off from there. It was really making candles and our kids, who are four and difficult to choose a name which suited us, but in eight, even do their bit by helping putting boxes the end we came up with Corpo Sancto, which is together! Obviously working with my husband so what the Portuguese call St. Elmo’s Fire, after our much there are quite a few arguments involved... son, Elmo. but we get it all done in the end. How did you decide which ingredients were How do you develop the different scents? It’s best? The whole process has been a learning mostly trial and error. We like experimenting curve. We started off using paraffin wax, which with different ingredients, like Frankincense and most candles are made from, but it’s not very nice Myrrh or Bergamot and Rosewood. One of the to work with. It stains your clothes and you have most popular ones at the moment is called Log to be quite careful with it, particularly as we were Fire, which smells amazing and the wooden wicks making the candles in our own home. I hadn’t we use create a beautiful crackling effect. Another really considered what went into candles before new one which we’ve recently launched is the we started making them, but it seemed like a Biker Jacket, which smells of leather and motor better idea to use something more natural, so we oil. We use natural, sustainable ingredients where tried soya wax. Once we started sourcing this, we possible, but equally, we don’t want to compro- found that it was all grown in South America, and mise on the cool. I can’t tell you exactly how we it didn’t feel right to be importing the wax from make them smell so good, that’s our secret. so far away. That was when we found out about Annelie Turner interviewed by Rebecca Cunningham rapeseed wax, which we currently use. It’s all www.corpo-sancto.com .... 65.... To quote Roger Protz “This is truly magnificent beer, the very best of British” Photos by Katie Moorman brighton maker ................................ Chris Hawkins ‘Handmade things have a kind of soul’ “It still pleases me when I see someone wearing my surprisingly high level of definition, but to enhance jewellery, even after 20 years.” Chris Hawkins, jew- the more intricate parts of the design, he carves out ellery designer and maker, produces all of creations the details using a set of hand tools. “I nearly always in his studio, a converted coach-house just off work in silver, because the shapes I like to make are London Road. “The inspiration for my collections often larger and I like the jewellery to feel heavy, will often come from a natural object I’ve found, or so to produce my designs in gold would just make something I’ve seen in a museum collection. I like them too expensive.” To finish, he uses oxidisation things from the past, and looking at how they were to create the blackened detailing, and applies stones made.” And it is this historical influence, perhaps, to certain pieces to add a bit of sparkle. “I quite which draws Chris towards using traditional meth- often use garnets and sapphires, because I like their ods in his own practice. “A lot of design has taken a characteristic colours, but for certain pieces I use more digital direction but I haven’t really gone that rubies.” One of these includes a necklace with a way, I like to draw and carve my designs by hand. pendant cast in the shape of a hand, life-like down I find there is often something lacking about an to the delicate creases in the palm, itself wearing a object rendered from a computer programme – it tiny ruby ring. has a uniformity which is inherent in the digital With a certain day approaching, has Chris got any- process. But things which are made by hand have thing in particular in mind at the moment? “I guess a kind of soul which you can’t replicate through my style isn’t very Valentinesy... but I do make a few digital design.” engagement rings. The antler engagement ring is Chris learned the process of making jewellery dur- my own take on the traditional solitaire ring with a ing an apprenticeship with Lewes-based jeweller pink or blue sapphire, and the wedding ring has a Jonathan Swan. “I begin by carving the design into matching band so everything slots together.” a piece of wax, starting with the basic shape and Interview by Rebeccca Cunningham gradually working in the details,” Chris explains. Chris’ designs are stocked by local shops Baroque, When finished, this piece is sent off and a plaster on Union Street, and Cameron Contemporary Art mould is made from it, which is used to cast the on Second Avenue. Check out chrishawkinsjewellery. final piece of jewellery. The process achieves a com for more of Chris’ work. .... 67.... .... 68.... Photos by Lizzie Lower talking shop .......................................... Magazine Brighton Like vinyl but print What is Magazine Brighton? We’re a shop ton Bear style, when my father put me on the train stocking independent magazines. Basically, if you and instructed a stranger to look out for me until can get it in WH Smith, then we won’t stock it my aunt met me at Brighton station. I moved here (except Monocle). We have around 200 titles at any around ten years ago and knew immediately that one time and over 4000 on our database, and we’re Brighton could support a shop like this. In my always open to new suggestions. Our titles cover previous work life I had the great fortune to travel arts & culture, current affairs, fashion, design & extensively and would always seek out a shop like photography, gender, physical activity and travel, this wherever I went. Finding those shops always and all are published by passionate people from all led me to discovering great places that celebrated over the world. We wanted to create the space for difference. Brighton is a place that gets difference. the magazines to be seen and a place for people to What’s your favourite title? It’s impossible to enjoy them. pick favourites but Paracetamol, written by my Why magazines? It all started when I was nine granddaughter’s friend Constance, reminds me of and ran the Medway Gazette with my friends Mick my younger self. And Dumbo Feather, an Australian and John. We printed 45 copies fortnightly, which magazine about obscure but super-interesting we sold for a penny ha’penny. Our biggest coup people who never get written about, is up there. came when Mick’s sister - who was secretary of the Who buys what magazine? The people who Liberace Fan Club – gave us his UK tour dates come into the shop are all interesting but it’s before anyone else. Obviously we held the front impossible to predict who will buy what. Kinfolk page; we did things properly back then, with green and The Gentlewoman are popular but Puss Puss – a visors and braces. We scooped the Daily Mirror by magazine about fashion and cats that I thought a couple of weeks and it’s still one of my top-five might be too obscure - has sold out and people life achievements. I’ve loved magazines ever since. seek out new titles all of the time. My son-in-law The independent print movement has really taken aptly describes what we’re doing as ‘like vinyl but off in all its gorgeousness over the past 15 years print’. We appeal to the type of person who gets and around a decade ago, when I put down my vinyl; who gets micro-breweries and real bread. successful-but-bonkers business life, I asked myself Lots of Brightonians get that. what I really wanted to do and the answer was this. Martin Skelton interviewed by Lizzie Lower Why Brighton? I came here as a child, Padding- 22 Trafalgar Street, magazinebrighton.com .... 69.... ANGELIC HELL TATTOO 2 NORTH ROAD BRIGHTON BN1 1YA TEL. 01273 697681 WWW.ANGELICHELLTATTOO.COM t h e way w e wo r k This month Adam Bronkhorst has been round a number of Brighton tattoo parlours, asking the artists to take a break from their guns and needles to pose for his artful shots, bathed in chiaroscuro, Caravaggio style. And we asked them all: what was your first tattoo? www.adambronkhorst.com Dan Frye at Angelic Hell. The first tattoo I got was “Rock” and a diamond on my right arm. The second was “Roll” with a dice on my left. .... 71.... t h e way w e wo r k Will Barbour-Brown at Blue Dragon. I got my first tattoo when I was 20, so quite late for a tattooist. I had some writing on the back of my neck, but I got it covered up a while back. .... 72.... t h e way w e wo r k Kirsty Simpson at Dead Slow (formerly Nine). My first tattoo was a black and grey Tibetan-style lotus flower on my lower back. I had it done in Leeds when I was 19. .... 73.... t h e way w e wo r k Dave Bremer at Tattoo & Co. When I was 15 I got my own name tattooed on my arm, just in case I ever got hit on the head and needed identifying. .... 74.... t h e way w e wo r k James ‘Woody’ Woodford at Into You. My first tattoo was a little black lizard. I got it done when I was 16. .... 75.... t h e way w e wo r k James Robinson at Gilded Cage. I got a tribal gecko when I was 16. I have photos of when it was first done and it was on my hip, but now that I’m a bit older, it’s a little further down my side... .... 77.... food review ........................................... The Croque Shop Cheese and ham toastie, French style I still remember my first Croque-Monsieur. I was 16, on holiday in France, and I immediately realised that they did better cheese-and-ham toasties than us. They’ve been a favourite ever since: I tried the Croque-Madame once (the same with an egg on top) and I thought ‘drop the egg’. So, within a day of receiving the news that ‘The Croque Shop’ has recently opened on Duke Street, I pay a visit. A passage on the wall informs me that the term comes from the French verb ‘croquer’, to crunch, they’ve been around since 1910, and Proust mentions them. A look at the menu reveals that Monsieur and Madame have had a family: I can choose a ‘Swiss’ croque, or a ‘Bangers’ croque, or an ‘Indianne’ croque (with curried chicken), or a ‘Veggie’ croque, among many others. Prone to cross- cultural experimentation, I’m extremely tempted by a ‘New Yorker’, with beef brisket, cream cheese, dill pickle and mustard, on brown. But then I think ‘why mess with perfection?’ and go for a trad Monsieur, on white. There’s just room to sit. The verdict? I could have done with a metal knife and fork, but once I’ve cut off a tranche, and impatiently allowed it a good few seconds to cool, a definite thumbs up. The crunch of the bread, the tang of the cheese, the heft of the ham, the succulence of the bechemel sauce, it’s a winning combination. Not the healthiest of lunch options, granted, but, hell, it’s a Friday and thus perfect for a little bit of self-indulgence. DL food review ........................................... Regency Restaurant Big in China... but why? Emilio and Roberto tery. Just as she was Savvides have no idea about to give up, she who to thank. They discovered that the don’t know who restaurant’s name isn’t wrote it, or what it directly translated, said, or where it was but rendered as 丽绅 posted. What they do 士, which means, ap- know is that around proximately, ‘beautiful 2011, someone gentleman’. This led wrote something on the internet, in her to the person she Photo Wu Fang thinks started it all: Chinese, about their fish restaurant, the Regency, Pauline Guo, founder of Red Scarf, a Chinese- on Brighton seafront. Whatever was written, language website about the UK. presumably high praise, caused the restaurant to Guo’s original post on Red Scarf doesn’t seem to become suddenly popular with Chinese tourists. be there anymore, but the International Business This was completely unexpected and conveni- Times agrees that it ‘could’ve been responsible ently timed: the Savvides brothers were facing for the initial wave of Chinese customers’. She the second recession since the mid-80s, when reportedly posted the recommendation ‘without they’d quit their jobs in insurance (Emilio) even trying the food there,’ having read positive and construction (Roberto) to take over the reviews in English. then-dilapidated Regency. The latter recession Nowadays, though, there are lots of Chinese had a noticeable effect on business, Emilio says, websites which talk about the Regency, and its “but because of our Chinese visitors, it’s seen us fame in China is such that, Emilio says, “there through with no problems.” are evenings when I would say something like When the trend started, Emilio didn’t really pay 65-75% of our customers are Chinese. much attention. “But as time goes by, obviously “It’s come to a point where it’s on their list of you start thinking: ‘I wonder why…’ things to do when they come to the UK; they go “We’ve asked quite a number of our Chinese to London to visit the sights, and they have to visitors. The problem is that we get different come to Brighton to have lobster and shellfish.” versions of how we became popular. We asked When Fang and I visited, though it was well one group, who said there was a high-ranking outside of tourist season, about a third of the Chinese politician that came, enjoyed it, went customers could have passed for Chinese holi- back and wrote about it online. Others say it was daymakers. And, as we were leaving, we watched a famous chef. You get different stories, and we another big group fitting that description walk don’t really know.” in. It is, as Emilio suggests, a strange example of I persuaded a friend, Wu Fang, to search the the power of the internet. Steve Ramsey Chinese-language web to try and solve the mys- The Regency, 131 Kings Road, 01273 325014 .... 79.... .... 80.... food ............................... Raviolo of Brighton Blue Combining his passion for local food and his experience of cooking on three continents, Semolina chef Orson Whitfield tries out a new dish... I moved to England 15 years ago, from Atlanta, Semolina is named after probably the most used Georgia. Before that I’d lived in Liberia, and in ingredient in Italy. It means ‘half-milled’ and when Italy before that. I’ve only cooked professionally in ground down to a finer flour it’s used to make England, but I’ve been cooking at home since my pasta, like the raviolo I’m making today. For this teenage years. My parents both worked and I’m the dish I’m using 00-grade flour, which is finer than oldest of four siblings, so I was given the respon- plain white. I mix it together with eggs, a pinch of sibility of making dinner for the family. My mum’s sea salt and a little olive oil to form a pastry, and Italian and Ethiopian, my dad’s West African, and then roll it out into a sheet and cut out the two they both cooked at home – we rarely ate out. sides of the raviolo using a pastry cutter. Next I When I started studying, I was quite old compared fill the parcel with Brighton Blue cheese, a little to most students – everyone else was 16 and I was oregano and some puréed potato, to help keep the 26. I took a Hospitality Management degree, which structure of the raviolo and to stop the cheese from included an industrial placement year at a hotel. melting out when it’s cooked. These just need to I was supposed to have training in three different be blanched in salted water for a few minutes just departments, the first being food. After one week before serving. there I went back to my course supervisor and told We change our menu every month, based on what’s him that I loved being in the kitchen, and that that in season. This week I got an e-mail from our local was where I wanted to be. He told me that it was vegetable supplier saying that they’d have plenty of my decision, but that it might be more difficult for purple sprouting broccoli for a bit, so I’ve incorpo- me, being a bit older. I decided to go off anyway rated it into this dish for our February menu. and see how long I could last in the chef world. The cauliflower purée – made with cooked cauli- That was in 2001. flower, a little milk and butter - forms the first of I went on to work at the Runnymede Hotel in the three textures of brassica, topped with a drizzle Egham, where I met my [Czech] wife Linda, of sage butter to add a bit of flavour. The second and then at the Wharf restaurant in Teddington, texture is the kale, which is fried to a crisp, and the where I learned a lot about the business side of third is the purple sprouting broccoli, which has the industry and the day-to-day running of the been blanched, refreshed in ice water, and then kitchen. When we came to Brighton, Linda and sautéed. To finish, I toast some chopped walnuts in I were looking for a place to run ourselves, and salt and sugar, and sprinkle them over the dish. we thought the best way to do this would be to I’ll be honest, I haven’t actually tried this one yet... franchise pub kitchens; I would do the cooking and I only thought it up last night. she would do the front of house. We managed the kitchens at The Geese in Hanover and then The As told to Rebecca Cunningham. Photo by Lisa Devlin, Shakespeare’s Head near Seven Dials, before open- whose food-photography website is cakefordinner.co.uk. ing our own restaurant in November. www.semolinabrighton.co.uk .... 81.... food review ........................................... Presuming Ed Carrot cake... on a radiator Richard Grills, who runs Marwood, has opened Presuming Ed, a new café on London Road. Like Marwood, it is named after a character in the film Withnail and I. Like Marwood it is fitted with items paperback covers, the other has a selection of paint- which seem to have come from Richard’s loft. Like ings for sale by the graffiti artist Snub. Marwood, it is a magnet for cyber-hipsters, look- The cake is amazing, bright orange and filled and ing for somewhere they can chew the fat between topped with lemon cream, thus offering me half my sessions on their MacBooks. Like Marwood, they daily calories in one go, and, being a carrot and date serve massive slices of seriously good-looking cake. cake, two of my five-a-day, too. The tea is brought I order one of these, with a cup of tea, then look in a big red cup; the milk in a third-pint bottle, of for somewhere interesting to sit while trying to the sort Thatcher the Milksnatcher snatched. work out what the music is. Someone has tastefully There’s plenty more to talk about – the café is full sampled Sade. of nooks and crannies – but not in a review this When I say ‘somewhere interesting’ I don’t mean small. The biggest revelation comes when I realise the view out of the window. I sit in the corner at a my table-top radiator is actually ON. Nice touch, table made from a radiator seemingly propped up Richard: as I leave I take the remains of my milk by a pile of books. One wall is papered with trashy back, before it curdles. AL Weddings | Functions | Corporate Events Beautifully renovated, Long Furlong Barn is set in the picturesque South Downs National Park just outside Worthing and within easy access of London, Brighton and Southampton. It is fully licensed for civil ceremonies All will combine to ensure your special day is a truly memorable occasion. Call us: 01903 790 259 Email us: [email protected] Visit us: www.LongFurlongBarn.co.uk CLAPHAM | WORTHING | WEST SUSSEX | BN13 3XN food review ........................................... Chimney House Nose-to-tail excellence “Do you want one of my ears?” asks Antonia, and at first I’m not sure what she means. She’s plate, and I realise that, since she’s chosen pig’s head terrine as her starter, the object is, indeed, an ear. I accept, and eat it like I’d eat a crisp. It’s been deep-fried, it’s crunchy and pleasantly salty. This sort of interaction wouldn’t go on in many eateries in Brighton, but we’re in the Chimney Photo by Candice Phillips pointing her fork at an ear-shaped item on her House, near Seven Dials, and they are becom- I go for duck breast as a main: two hunks of pink- ing increasingly famous (there’s been national ish meat, with a crunchy brown skin, served on a coverage recently) for their imaginative men. large white plate with artfully dolloped blobs of Chef Charlie Brookman is following something puree and warm grapes. It’s as plump as turkey, of a nose-to-tail philosophy and includes foraged and significantly juicier. “That’s the best duck I’ve items in many of his dishes. ever tasted,” I announce, and I think I might be It’s Saturday night, Antonia’s parents are here, and telling the truth. I try some of Antonia’s flat-iron we’ve needed to choose somewhere that’s going to steak, which is pretty much as good as the duck. be a sure-fire hit. The previous evening I’d tried Her father goes for ‘pheasant hash’, her mother out a restaurant we’d never been before, and it for whiting and chips. She can’t finish the latter, had all gone really badly. We get a table right by so I dive in. They’re artisan chips, of course, the open-plan kitchen, where we can see Charlie carefully crafted into long thin salty slivers, and and various assistants hard at work preparing served in a metal pot. They are accompanied by our stuff: the other side of the L-shaped space is a tasty curry sauce, and I’m transported back to packed with weekend drinkers and there’s a real takeaway dinners in the north of England: not buzz about the place. quite as classy as Proust’s back-in-time madeleine Things start going right when we’re brought the moment, but what the hell. bread, which is baked on site and tasty enough We finish with affogato, home-made vanilla to talk about afterwards, particularly the black ice-cream (there’s mint on offer, too) drowned in variety, with a Baltic crunch to it. We’re having freshly brewed coffee. It’s a suitably fine ending: the full works, and choose a variety of starters – I I’m tempted to conclude this article with a ‘not opt for cod, which comes in several semi-cooked making pig’s ear out of it’ gag, but I’ll refrain; flakes on a small plate. I say ‘semi’ rather than safer to say our visit to the Chimney House, as ‘half’ here by design: the cod is not-long-dead ever, has been a palpable hit. Alex Leith fresh and its rawness is a boon: I’ve never tasted 28 Upper Hamilton Road, Brighton, 01273 556708, anything like it. dinner mains £11-£17.50 .... 83.... Food & Drinkctory Dire 71 East Street, 01273 729051 terreaterre.co.uk Terre à Terre Photo from the New Relish South East cookbook As we keep mentioning, Brighton was voted, by Conde Naste Traveller readers, no less, ‘Best UK city for restaurants and bars’. To celebrate, we’ve created this space, a directory for bars, restaurants and other food-and-drink-related establishments who wish to appear in our ever-expanding food section, along with our incognito reviews and head-chef recipes. This month we’re joined by some of our favourite eateries, in the city and beyond. To appear in this space in future issues please contact anya@ vivabrighton.com. Forget the winter blues by indulging in a Terre à Terre experience. The local go-to for the most creative vegetarian food in Brighton and always delivered with a cheeky little pun! Open 7 days a week offering Lunch and Dinner options from small pates, sharing tapas to 3 course set meals and not forgetting their magnificent afternoon tea menu, multi- tiered savoury, sweet and traditional delights available from 3 till 5pm daily. Sign up for their ‘Together Loyalty Card’ scheme to collect points every time you dine and collect double points this February! Watch out for the New Relish South East cookbook featuring Terre à Terre available now! 01273 729051 www.terreaterre.co.uk No.32 No.32 has it all and more in this all-in-one venue. A restaurant, bar and club in the heart of Brighton, serving freshly made food and drink seven days a week. From traditional grills to fashionable burgers to freshly made cocktails. With the sound of great music from local DJs you can eat, drink and dance at this all-encompassing modern setting, so come and visit us for an evening to remember! Burgers, grills, bites, platters, sandwiches, salads. Modern & classic cocktails. Craft & draught beers. Happy hour Sundays - Fridays 5-7pm. No.32 is a restaurant, bar and exclusive late night venue in Brighton with regular live music and special events. 32 Duke Street, 01273 773388, no32dukestreet.com advertorial 6 Pool Valley, 01273 727205 Boho Gelato Ranging from Vanilla to Violet, Mango to Mojito and Apple to Avocado, Boho’s flavours are made daily on the premises using locally produced milk and cream and fresh ingredients. 24 flavours are available at any time (taken from their list of now over 400) and for vegans, Boho Gelato always stock at least five non-dairy flavours. Gelato and sorbet is served in cups or cones or take away boxes.They were recently included in the Telegraph’s top 10 ice creams in the UK and last summer were featured in Waitrose magazine. bohogelato.co.uk Saint Andrew’s Lane, Lewes, 01273 488600 Pelham House, Lewes A beautiful 16th-century four-star town house hotel that has been exquisitely restored to create an elegant venue. With beautiful gardens, a stylish restaurant and plenty of private dining and meeting rooms it is the perfect venue for both small and larger parties. www.pelhamhouse.com Facebook: Pelham.house Twitter: @pelhamlewes 12 York Place, 01273 671191, carlito-burrito.co.uk Carlito Burrito For Grub and Glory! Carlito Burrito Mexican street food and Mezcaleria. Food and drinks from the Gods. Brighton’s first and only Mexicanowned restaurant. Margarita heaven. Sea food specialist. Fresh homemade corn tortillas. Festival vibes. Mexican folk art. Life changing fish tacos. Tunes! Best steak in Brighton. Skulls. Mexican craft beers. Huggable staff. Gluten free. Imported Mexican chillies and Sussex produce. Dive in or Take away. Halloumi-nati Cult. Ten Green Bottles Wine shop or bar? Both, actually... wine to take away or drink in, nibbles and food available. Many wines imported direct from artisan producers. We also offer relaxed, fun, informal private wine-tasting sessions from just two people up to 30 and for any level of wine knowledge - we encourage you to ask questions and set the pace. We also offer tastings in your home or office, and will come to you with everything you’ll need for a fun, informative and even competitive evening. The best-value destination for great wine in Brighton! 9 Jubilee Street, 01273 567176, tengreenbottles.com food news ........................................... Edible Updates Plenty more fish We’ve finally made Brighton gem The it out of miser- Coal Shed. Dave able January only to Mothersill - formerly crash into dreadful head chef there - will February, but there is be relocating to the warming news in the new site and bringing form of two exciting with him his signa- new restaurant open- ture Modern British ings this month. dining style, using Small Batch Coffee that lovely Josper charcoal grill that is creating another outpost in its mini- Seafood platter created by Dave Mothersill reaches extremely empire; this time owner Brad Jacobson is teaming high temperatures; at The Salt Room the onus up with Nick Jerrim (formerly of the Royal Oak will be on seafood instead of steak. We hardly in Poynings) to open a new pub in Hove: The need to point out it will all be freshly caught, and Urchin, on Belfast Street. The grub is going the menus will be innovative. The décor sounds to revolve around shellfish, cooked and served like it will be super chic, and the 55-seater terrace up in gorgeous copper cataplanas (traditional is likely to become a hotspot in the city when it Portuguese woks) to share with mates. They’ll (finally) warms up. offer a wine list, but the real star of the show will Meanwhile, Andy Lynes, Brighton-based food, be the choice between no fewer than 100 bottled drink and travel writer for The Times, Telegraph, craft beers, carefully curated by Nick. Craft beer, Independent, Guardian and Metro, author, Brighton apparently, is a fantastic pairing with seafood, and Food Society founder and Masterchef semi- if you’re not sure what to choose there will be finalist (the point we’re making is, the man knows knowledgeable and enthusiastic staff to help out, food), is teaming up with his son George – a pro- like sommeliers, but for beer. The bar’s complete- fessional chef – to bring us pop up dining event ly refurbed interior, with reclaimed timber from Generations. The six-course dinner includes ships, is going to have a nautical (but nice) vibe ‘duck hearts with smoked haddock brandade’, about it, and there are two sun-trap beer gardens ‘roast guinea fowl, confit leg and spinach pith- outside. The aim is for it to feel like a local pub ivier, vegetable crisps’ and pre-dessert in the form (lucky, lucky locals), but it’s inevitably going to of ‘Brighton gin and tonic sorbet’. Then comes draw people from across the city. actual dessert, ‘moscatel poached pear, madeleine The beautifully located but previously dead and almond praline trifle’. All of this in the cosy, space on the ground floor of the Hilton has lovely Marwood Café. The event is on 6 Febru- finally received some much needed love in the ary and you can book through tabl.com form of The Salt Room, the sister restaurant of Antonia Phillips @pigeonpr .... 86.... INTERVIEW ........................................... Love Therapy Jo Aparo, relationship expert Compatibility doesn’t just mean liking the Couples who can maintain affection for same bands. There needs to be shared outlook each other and show warmth tend to last the too. If one person wants to stay in all the time distance. Sometimes, when someone stops feel- and the other likes to go out, they both need ing the level of desire they felt at the beginning to be happy spending time apart without of the relationship, they push their partner resenting the other person. In the long term, away and all physical affection disappears. The such fundamental differences can be hard to other person then feels their partner doesn’t negotiate. want to be with them, and the relationship falls It’s important that people question their into a downward spiral. expectations. I don’t think most of us are Being a counsellor has definitely shaped my naïve enough to think romance will be just like understanding of love and thankfully not in a it is in the films but we often find our expecta- negative way! I consider it a real honour to see tions are unrealistic in other ways. It’s not just people at their worst and most vulnerable and about what we expect of other people, but what I think helping people through difficult situa- we expect of ourselves. tions has made me a more considerate, caring The trick to staying in love? I honestly person. Love can be the difference between believe it’s about communication - not just people feeling empty and isolated or secure and talking but listening to the other person and content. I believe in love as something quite thinking about who they are and how they profound. It is what makes us human. see the world. Generally people come to me Valentine’s Day is another matter. My part- because at least one of them isn’t having their ner and I don’t really recognise it. I don’t think needs met and sometimes their partner it’s useful to put too much emphasis isn’t even aware of those needs. on one day. Like with weddings, Couples will sit down and talk people have a tendency to about household budgets but throw everything at it and not they don’t necessarily make make as much effort on the time to take stock of their days that come after. I try relationship. It gets pushed to incorporate the values of to the bottom of the list and Valentine’s Day into every because it’s not being addressed, day… As told to Nione Meakin issues tend to mount up. Regular For more information on Joe check-ins with your partner pre- and his services, visit www. vent it getting to that stage. counsellingbrightonhove.com. Beyond communication, I think kindness is key. .... 87.... local hero ................................ David Samuel Paddle Round the Pier founder It all started when I and we’re grateful moved to Brighton that Brighton and in ’91. I’d always Hove Buses are loved surfing but sponsoring it in you never met your 2015. We work in surf mates on dry partnership with land and we only all of our sponsors knew each other to collectively by names like ‘Red put on the event Beard’ and ‘Shout a for the city. It’s Lot’. I started Paddle important that it Round the Pier remains free so we beg, borrow and to get the surfing community together but knew I wanted to raise steal a lot to make it happen. some money for charity at the same time. I’m a I was genuinely shocked when I won the Out- great believer in everyone doing their bit, so that standing Contribution to Sussex Award last year first year, when just 60 of us paddled around the but it’s not just about me - the whole Paddle Crew Palace Pier, we did it in support of Surfers Against make it happen. They’re our dedicated team of Sewage. The second year there were 120 paddlers volunteers who bring it together year after year and 30 kayaks and we’d adopted the RNLI, who and, after four years service, earn a place in the we still support. It grew and grew from there, with Paddle Ohana (Hawaiian for family). We had the village springing up on Hove Lawns in ’97. 55,000 visitors this year but there’s no trouble. It’s Now we support three charities every year, includ- a very laid-back atmosphere and about enjoying ing a local children’s charity, and have raised over the ocean and sharing it with family and friends. £200,000 to date. That’s the aloha spirit. It’s always been a water-sport-and-beach-life event As soon as we finish one year, we’re planning for but there really is something for all the family. the next but first there’s the Brighton Big Balls Our aim is for everyone to enjoy the beach and Beach Run in May. It’s a stumble over the beach sea safely, so we’ve added School Surf Lifesav- and groynes (pardon the pun) carrying two giant ing courses on our pop-up beach so that classes balls in aid of a male cancer charity, Orchid. It’s from any Sussex school can sign up to spend a day all a bit ‘It’s a Knockout’, but we’ll raise a tonne of learning basic lifesaving skills. One of the most money in the process. The women have got ‘Race rewarding aspects of Paddle is ‘access beach’ – for Life’ and now the men have got ‘Big Balls’. It where we deck a section of beach and staff it with will be nationwide in 2016. As told to Lizzie Lower volunteers enabling young people with disabilities The Brighton Big Balls Charity Run is on May 10th. to join in the fun. It’s quite a feat of engineering Register now at www.brightonbigballs.com .... 89.... .... 90.... Photos by Adam Bronkhorst talking shop .......................................... Rule 5 Bikes Two wheels good What is Rule 5? “Harden the f**k up.” Cycling personal goals are. The more knowledge you gurus the Velominati have a whole set of rules have of someone’s situation, the more you can that cyclists should follow and most of them are help them, and I’m in the shop all the time so very tongue-in-cheek, but in a lot of situations, customers get to speak to the same person each whether it’s because you’re hung-over or you’re time they come in. With bigger shops, you’ll cycling up a hill that’s too steep, the answer is probably get a different person each time, so if Rule 5. I’ve even had people tweet it at me if I’ve you’re having a problem with your bike, they’ll moaned on Twitter about being ill. have to start over with trying to get to the bot- What’s the best thing about working in a tom of it each time. bike shop? People never come in in a bad mood. What do you look for when selecting prod- Bike shopping isn’t like grocery shopping, which ucts to stock? I support local brands as much as you do because you have to. Cycling is a hobby possible. I mainly stock Kinesis bikes, which are and people come in because they want to spend designed and prototyped in the South Downs, money on their bike. There’s a great cycling so if you want a bike to ride around this area you community in Brighton - that was what drew me really can’t get much better than that. Morvélo to move here a few years ago – and everyone has are a local cycle-wear brand based in the centre been really warm and welcoming towards me. of town, who produce clothing which keeps you I’m really lucky to be in a trade where I get to visible and safe, but looks good too. And they’re talk about something I like all the time. part of the cycling community; people know What can you offer to customers that they who they are, so they’re not just a faceless com- wouldn’t get from the national bikeshop pany. But the key thing I look for in a product is chains? I get to build up a rapport with my something I’d be happy to use myself. customers. Once somebody has visited me a Paul Hambridge interviewed by Rebecca Cunningham few times, I can remember their bike, any work that I’ve done to it in the past and what their .... 253d Ditchling Rd, rule5bikes.co.uk, @rule5bikes 91.... football ............................... Steve Piper ‘Clough was really good for us’ It was like a dream come true decline: “That was an amazing when Brighton-born Steve Piper experience. I really enjoyed it. was handed his Albion debut Happily, I missed the 8-2 defeat against Burnley in November to Bristol Rovers, having limped 1972. However, the Second off after twenty minutes of the Division season turned out to be FA Cup replay with Walton and a nightmare. Hersham, before it turned into a The 1-0 defeat was the second in 4-0 defeat. a dismal run of thirteen consecu- “After those dodgy results, tive defeats. Piper, then 19, finds things did start to turn around it hard to explain Pat Saward’s and I had a really good season. team’s poor showing: “I don’t Clough ruled by fear and got rid know what happened. The side of a lot of senior players such had played so well the previous as Eddie Spearritt and Brian season when promoted. Now, Powney. He didn’t take to them, though, we clearly weren’t good and they didn’t take to him. The enough. I suppose Pat couldn’t younger ones loved the new strengthen the team enough. As regime. We were like sponges a manager he was good; really soaking it up and Clough was suave, knew his stuff, smart and really good for us.” sophisticated, and gave me my Clough dealt deftly with the chance.” events surrounding Pat Hilton’s Defender Piper had made the 20th birthday celebrations of step up from the youth team, May 1974: “A group of us had where he had played with gone to Sherry’s, the nightclub, Francis Fraser, son of former and then broke into the Gold- Richardson gang member ‘Mad’ stone Ground with a football, Frankie Fraser: “I got on really drunk, and started to play there! well with Francis. I did meet his A few things happened, a few dad when Brighton played a pre- windows were smashed, and we season match against Arsenal, got arrested.” and I went with them to watch.” Pat Hilton, Terry Norton and Inevitably, Brighton were Mick Brown were all sacked by relegated in 1973. Improbably, the club, but Steve got lucky: though, Brian Clough and Peter “I got away with it as I was the Taylor arrived in a blaze of pub- only one in the first team so they 2012 before his retirement. licity to halt the club’s continued hushed it up for me. But I was Kuen-Wah Cheung .... 92.... one of the perpetrators. When we went on a pre-season tour of Spain, Clough came up to me and said, ‘Don’t ever get into that kind of trouble again.’” Clough left for Leeds United before the 1974/75 campaign. In two seasons, his successor at Brighton, Peter Taylor, could not turn Albion into a promotion-winning team. It took Alan Mullery’s arrival to turn things around: “His first season with us, 1976/77, was the standout season in my career. That’s when everything clicked, with the emergence of the Ward-Mellor partnership. We were scoring goals for fun. I was moved into midfield, and started every match.” Steve even scored the goal that clinched promotion, against Sheffield Wednesday in May 1977. He joined Portsmouth the following February but a knee injury cut short his career within nine months. He worked as a financial advisor from 1981 to w e t r y. . . ............................... Handball In-yer-face fitness “We’ll start with a warm-up. It’s tough, but you’ll I’m fine and it didn’t really hurt anyway. be fine.” Lena, who is running the training session As I start to get the hang of not getting hit in the today, is a handball enthusiast who has helped to face, Lena moves onto teaching me some of the grow the Brighton women’s handball group from other techniques, like the move I refer to as the just three members to the full team who practise three-step-body-twist-throw, designed to give here today. And she’s not lying about the warm-up, maximum power to your passes. She also tells me a it is tough. We run, and then stretch-and-run, and bit more about the sport. “It’s huge in other Euro- then run some more until I’m feeling quite out of pean countries, it’s such an inclusive game and you breath. Then we start playing. use so many different skills – throwing, running, The first activity is a kind of practise game, where jumping – that it’s a great way to keep fit.” we are split into two teams and the objective is The club was started by Juan Reig after the 2012 to make ten consecutive passes without letting Olympics, but until recently the numbers of female the other team get the ball. Some of the seasoned players have been a little low. “I am really hoping players get very competitive and the rules of to bring more girls into the sport. We cater for contact are somewhat questionable, but despite my recreational players as well as those who want to be worries about being left out as the newcomer, a few more competitive and be part of the team. We’re minutes in I am engrossed in the game. And even playing in the development league at the moment, though I feel a little disappointed when I miss a but with enough committed players my aim is to few passes (I blame my contact lenses) my team are enter the London Regional League next season.” incredibly encouraging. The session lasts for about two hours and I’m Next we move onto some one-on-one throwing pretty exhausted by the end. “So, what did you techniques, and Lena takes me under her wing as think?” I’m asked by some of the other girls. My a beginner. “It’s important to put your hands out honest answer is, I didn’t expect to enjoy it this and keep your thumbs together in a W-shape to much. I haven’t played sports since school but this stop the ball from hitting you in the face. If that was a lot more fun than I remember. In fact I’m happens it really hurts.” And it does. The first time, already considering joining when Lena tells me, my eyes instantly fill with tears. The second time, “we’ve already signed you up for next week, OK?” I’m a little more composed and manage to keep my Rebecca Cunningham reaction limited to a quiet sniff, while insisting that brightonhandball.com .... 93.... a coffee with... ................................ Richard Robinson All work and lots of play “I’m just going to go off on one now – do you says: “Constantly changing and doing something mind?” says Brighton Science Festival founder different, that’s surrounded me the whole time.” Richard Robinson, about halfway through our The first Festival, in 2005, was planned as a two- interview, at the Mad Hatter. And later: “Oh day thing - one for kids and one for adults - but dear, I’m going to go off on another one now…” since then it’s “followed Moore’s Law,” doubling But who could object? His tangents were always in size roughly every 18 months. “Last year it got interesting, though usually only vaguely relevant too big and I said we had to shrivel it down. It to the question. He comes across as an enthusiast had doubled in size. This year, we definitely have for ideas, who just can’t wait to tell you about to, because we’re in a crisis. You’ve heard about continental drift, fractals, or cuckoo-like behav- our crisis? iour in the workplace. “Well, the last festival lost what I thought was Robinson has a voice like Hugh Laurie, and £500. It turns out to be nearer to £5,000. This is something about his demeanour, and sense of my money, so I can’t let that happen again. If that humour, reinforces the impression. Ordering a happens again it’ll just die.” cappuccino, he tells the barista in a concerned In a previous interview, Robinson told me he was tone: “I have a problem with chocolate… I a pessimist (“an optimist can never be pleasantly don’t get enough of it”. The guy hands over a surprised”). So when he started the festival, did powdered-chocolate shaker and Robinson coats he expect it to fail? “No! Ok, so I’m not a pes- his drink, jokily commenting on the inefficiency simist. I’m a crazed, obsessive nut… I prepare of the device. for the worst and hope for the best. Every year He’s amazingly energetic for someone who gets at this time I’m saying ‘we’ve not got enough up at 4.30am and goes to bed “usually by 11”. money coming in’, and by March we just about He spends these long days organising the sci- have, except for this last time, when I was proved ence festival, and writing pop-science books on right. I knew that would happen.” subjects including workplace anthropology and He’s launched an appeal to save the festival, as Murphy’s Law. And when he’s not working, “I “I think we’ve done an awful lot of good”. He work on something I haven’t been able to work quotes statistics about applications to study on up to now because I’ve been working.” science, technology and medicine in Brighton, In his youth, Robinson had intended to become which suggest he may have achieved one of his an artist, but took a psychology degree, then key aims: getting kids interested in science. became a busker, doing a political puppet show Robinson hates how exam-focused science which helped inspire Spitting Image. He later education is, and recalls, when he was 12, sitting did science demonstrations at primary schools, through science classes which involved “making worked in children’s TV, and used his own mon- sure there were two p’s in apparatus, underlining ey to set up the Brighton Science Festival. He things twice, writing neatly... .... 94.... “The next year, there was a new teacher. In biology, he showed us some leaves in a test tube of water. This was a flashbulb moment. There were bubbles of gas on the leaves. He said: ‘What are they then?’ And we said ‘I don’t know’, preparing for the answer. He said: ‘Well, you’d better find out, hadn’t you?’ We had to put down our pens and paper, and just poked around until we found out the answer. From then on, Photo by Adam Bronkhorst as far as I know, I didn’t do any more science until past A-level. “I remember going to the Geology Museum, when I was a kid, with my mum. It was full of bits of stone, and long Latin names and pictures of people with long with stuff, poke it, play, make making mistakes is vital. Getting beards and axes standing next to mistakes, blunder about, make things wrong is part of the path. these bits of stone, and I thought: smells, make explosions.’ And Samuel Beckett said: ‘Try, fail, try ‘This is really dull.’ I was dragged stuff would get destroyed, but again, fail better’. The process of there unwillingly. children would be built.” failing better has been what I’ve “Thirty years later I was dragged That kind of experimentation been doing all these years. I hope unwillingly to the Science doesn’t help you pass exams, but I’ve got many more years ahead Museum by my son, and it was it’s crucial, Robinson argues. of me, because I have a lot more full of earthquakes and cosmic “When you’re farting about, you failing to do yet.” collisions and planets and lights discover what things don’t work, Steve Ramsey and twinkling stars, and it was and it’s only by eliminating the The Brighton Science Festival interactive and really good fun. things that don’t work that you runs from 5th Feb to 1st March. “A big change had happened in discover what does work. The For the full line-up, or to donate, between. It started in San Fran- idea that you go straight for the see brightonscience.com. Robin- cisco in the 60s and 70s; they correct answer is quite wrong. son’s latest book is My Manager said ‘let kids roam around, play “All the great scientists say that and Other Animals. .... 95.... bricks and mortar ............................... Wykeham Terrace Once the home of Brighton’s ‘fallen women’ It’s impossible to pass infiltrated by a Wykeham Terrace small group of without at least a anarchists’. Things flicker of curiosity turned nasty, culmi- about its history. Lo- nating in firebombs cated at the bottom and arrests. of Dyke Road with St When the TA even- Nicholas Church to tually sold Wyke- one side and Church- ham Terrace on to a ill Square to the property developer, other, its grey gabled most of the original features had been Illustration by Joda jonydaga.weebly.com houses are partly hidden by a large wall, giving it an air of mys- destroyed, but copies of fireplaces, mouldings and tery. This came in handy in the 1850s, when the shutters were installed in their place and English houses Amon Wilds had designed some 20 years Heritage went on to award the homes a Grade II previously were commandeered by the church and listing. Famous residents have included theatre turned into a refuge for Brighton’s large popula- star Flora Robson – who lived on the terrace with tion of ‘fallen women’. her two sisters and whose home is decorated with Overseen by the Rev Arthur Wagner, of St Paul’s a blue plaque - music producer David Courtney, Church in nearby West Street, the evocatively singer Adam Faith and historian Sir Roy Strong. named St Mary’s Home for Female Penitents These days, the terrace is home to what Mr Fisher lasted well into the 1890s, by which time it had describes as “a pleasant community of retired expanded to take in disabled, destitute and elderly neighbours and professionals, including an author. women as well. There were reportedly nearly 300 Gay or straight we all respect and get on well people living there before the home was relocated together.” The turbulence of the last century seems to Rottingdean at the turn of the century. to have settled, although Mr Fisher notes that the After some years the Territorial Army moved in, residents’ association is currently opposing a ‘con- taking over the genteel terrace to provide housing tentious’ planning application for a hotel in Queen for its soldiers from around 1915 up until the Square, at the back of Wykeham Terrace. They 1970s. When Michael Fisher, chair of the residents’ have also been ‘vociferous’ in their feelings towards association, moved into number nine around 25 the various nightclubs at 11 Dyke Road, a building years ago, he found swatches of army camouflage that’s thankfully now occupied by the Rialto thea- paint on the plasterwork. tre. Residents – understandably – are protective of Others perhaps chose to remember Wykeham their peaceful city centre enclave. “It has a distinct Terrace from a greater distance. When the army sense of the past and a calm ambience,” explains decided to move on at the end of the 1960s it Mr Fisher. “I’ve just turned 70 and as long as I can was taken over by squatters from the Brighton climb the four flights of stairs, I’m here to stay.” Rents Project which, The Argus reports, had ‘been Nione Meakin .... 96.... bricks and mortar ............................... Old Police Cells Museum The warden threw a party in the city jail “The mods and rockers know what to do with.” were the last great group of In 2004, after the mayor decided incumbents. The policemen to turn it into a museum, vol- wouldn’t have worried about unteers cleared out 16 skipfuls the niceties of giving them a of rubbish, and a permanent bed, and having only four or exhibition was put together. six to a cell - they probably The most prominent exhibit in just put about ten of each in the women-and-children’s cells a cell overnight and let them is an impressive-and-dangerous- stew in it.” looking set of truncheons from This is Phil Meeson from the around the country. At least one Old Police Cells Museum, of these is embossed with a pat- showing me round the part of tern; it would leave a distinctive the Town Hall building that mark on any suspect hit with it, served as Brighton’s police so they could be identified later. station from 1830 to 1967. The men’s cells include a He points out some large mocked-up crime scene, writing carved into the wall uniforms, a Tardis-like police of a cell, which says ‘Dave the Rocker’ was an in- box, a model of the bombed-out Grand Hotel, and mate on June 8th, 1964. “He came back two years equipment for photofits and fingerprint dusting. ago, with his children and grandchildren.” It’s certainly very interesting. But would you want One set of cells was for men, the other housed to get married here? women and children. Inmates could roam in the The place has been licensed as a wedding venue corridor, or use the bathroom, during the day; at since last September. Ceremonies can be held in night, they were locked in their cells, which didn’t the male-cells area, which can seat 30-40 people. have toilets or running water. “It was all done by “It’s all been mapped out, where chairs would be, buckets and slopping out, even up until 1967.” where the registrar would be...” By that point, the place was so outdated that “You can tie the knot in so many locations now, inmates “would have probably thought ‘blimey, and the registrars here thought it was a very quirky this is a real old place, it’s like a museum anyway’,” opportunity: as well as doing the ceremony we can Phil says. When closed down, it had barely been handcuff the couple together, we can lock them up, upgraded since being built 137 years before. and give their guests a tour. Despite having been declared “unfit to be used as “So far we’ve had no actual confirmed bookings, a police station” in 1929, Phil says, it had “lingered but we have had two or three serious inquiries. on” till 1967. That year, Brighton Police merged People are very interested.” Steve Ramsey with Sussex Police, and moved to John Street. See oldpolicecellsmuseum.org.uk for opening times, The old station was then “used by the council for etc. To ask about weddings, contact storage, for old files, furniture, anything they didn’t [email protected]. .... 97.... Photo by Ray Renolds, courtesy of Helen Reddington inside left: joby and the hooligans ................................................................................... Meet Joby and the Hooligans, one of Brighton’s early punk bands, shot while practising in the burial vaults underneath what was then the Brighton Resource Centre, on North Road. “It was taken early in 1977,” says Helen Reddington [punk name Helen McCookerybook, left], “even then I was thinking ‘I don’t know why I’m bothering, it [the punk scene] is all over…’” It was far from so in Brighton, as said vaults became the centre of a booming scene out of which grew the ‘Vaultage’ series of albums, featuring such bands as The Piranhas, Peter and the Test Tube Babies, Nicky and the Dots, The Golinski Brothers and another band featuring Helen, The Chefs. The Hooligans, like most such bands, was formed out of a group of friends deciding to get involved in the fun – Helen started playing the bass because she was ‘quiet’, and it seemed the least obtrusive role in the band. She took to it well, eventually buying a bass that had belonged to Buzzcock Steve Diggle, using money she’d earmarked for a motorbike she’d been saving up for. “Vi Subversa from the Poison Girls was very influential on the scene,” says Helen. “She opened up the space for the bands to play; every time another band formed, they just opened up another vault. I think there were 56 bands practicing there in the end, and playing gigs. The Buzzcocks played a gig there once, in fact, not long after this picture was taken.” It was a macabre venue, which seemed perfect for the scene, even though things could get a little grisly. “In one of our gigs a child’s coffin was used to collect money,” remembers Helen. “Our guitarist had nightmares for years about that.” The Hooligans never made it big, but The Chefs – who she sang for - became popular. Their everyday-life ditties, with titles like Thrush and 24 Hours, were played frequently on John Peel’s influential late-night Radio 1 show. The Chefs moved to London in 1979 – by that time the Brighton punk scene was starting to fizzle out; a process which was accelerated after the Resource Centre was burnt down in 1980, and the vaults beneath closed up for good. AL .... 98.... THE ARCHITECT SAYS WE NEED LIGHTING. THE CLIENT SAYS AT FLOOR LEVEL. We say, how bright? Middle Yard Barn, Lambleys Lane, Sompting,West Sussex, BN14 9JX Telephone: 01903 217 900 Telephone: 01273 622 191 email: [email protected] Nutshell Construction CONSTRUCTION, RENOVATION AND RESTORATION.
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